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- Hate the Patriots. Love the logo. Not having this logo is a positive, however, in that it provides another reason t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 hour ago
- RT @dbaria: Thank you @SenatorWicker @RogerWicker for reducing the corporate tax burden and placing it firmly on the shoulders of hard work… 5 days ago
- @goulaglenn In Ball Four, Jim Bouton wrote about this. Going from memory, he basically said the whole point is to f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago
- @goulaglenn That's crazy. Somebody might get hurt! 5 days ago
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Missing in the Bermuda Triangle
Quote of the Day: “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” –Douglas Adams On TB’s tombstone they will etch, “Here lies TB. Raconteur. Gadabout. Free thinker. Ne’er-do-well. … Continue reading
Posted in Blank Stares, Humor, Life, Travel
Tagged Bermuda Triangle, Family, funny, Humor, idiot, Life, little scamp, Travel
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In Search Of…..
Quote of the Day: “You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats.” –Mojo Nixon Every kid at Eastlawn Elementary … Continue reading
Posted in Blank Stares, Humor, Life
Tagged ARB's, asshole runnin buddies, Bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, Bigfoot, Blank Stares, childhood, Friends, funny, Humor, Life, Mojo Nixon
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The Fantastic Mr. TB
Quote of the Day: “Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie? Kylie: Who how? What now? Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you … Continue reading
Bumper crop
Proud of my thrivin’ daylillies. We share an identical lineage, on Daddy’s side. – Posted using MobyPicture.com
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged biscuits, Food, funny, Hardees, Humor, hyperbole, Nonsense, Pictures
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TB’s a Rebel, Really
Quote of the Day: “I think of poets as outlaw visionaries in a way.” Jim Jarmusch, independent filmmaker (Coffee and Cigarettes and others) TB don’t wear no helmet. I am an outlaw bicycler. The other riders twitch their heads, do … Continue reading
Posted in Blank Stares, Humor, Life
Tagged bicycling, Blank Stares, don't pigeonhole me, funny, Humor, hyperbole, Life, observations, outlaw bicycler, suburbia
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There Once Was a Man From Nantucket…
Quote of the Day: “The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That’s why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.” –Stephen … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, poetry
Tagged asshole runnin buddies, bad poetry, Blank Stares, funny, Humor, limericks, poetry, St Patrick's Day, Tiger Blood, worst limerick ever
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Ode to Biscuits
Quote of the Day: “We ain’t one at a timin’ here, we mass-communicatin’!” –Pappy O’Daniel, O’ Brother, Where Art Thou? Oh, Hardees…..if fast food joints could marry, and if I weren’t already taken, and if I was a fast food … Continue reading
Go Forth, Exonerated
Quote of the Day: “Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I’m one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.” –Sarah Silverman (who you really ought … Continue reading
Posted in Blank Stares, current events, Humor, religion
Tagged Blank Stares, Catholic Church, Christianity, funny, Humor, Jesus, Jews, Pope, sarcasm, satire
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Roses Are (often) Red
Quote of the Day: “Roses are red, violets are blue; I forgot to get you flowers; so my balls will be too.” —@notGaryBusey The logician in me: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, apropos of nothing. The deep thinker: Roses … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged bad poetry, funny, haiku, Humor, Love, poetry, Roses are red, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Valentine's Day
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