Tag Archives: Humor

Missing in the Bermuda Triangle

Posted on June 24, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”     –Douglas Adams On TB’s tombstone they will etch, “Here lies TB. Raconteur. Gadabout. Free thinker. Ne’er-do-well. … Continue reading →

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In Search Of…..

Posted on June 14, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats.” –Mojo Nixon Every kid at Eastlawn Elementary … Continue reading →

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The Fantastic Mr. TB

Posted on June 13, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?  Kylie: Who how? What now? Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you … Continue reading →

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Bumper crop

Posted on May 23, 2011 by

Proud of my thrivin’ daylillies. We share an identical lineage, on Daddy’s side. – Posted using MobyPicture.com

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TB’s a Rebel, Really

Posted on April 3, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “I think of poets as outlaw visionaries in a way.” Jim Jarmusch, independent filmmaker (Coffee and Cigarettes and others) TB don’t wear no helmet. I am an outlaw bicycler. The other riders twitch their heads, do … Continue reading →

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There Once Was a Man From Nantucket…

Posted on March 17, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That’s why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.” –Stephen … Continue reading →

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Ode to Biscuits

Posted on March 16, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “We ain’t one at a timin’ here, we mass-communicatin’!” –Pappy O’Daniel, O’ Brother, Where Art Thou? Oh, Hardees…..if fast food joints could marry, and if I weren’t already taken, and if I was a fast food … Continue reading →

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Go Forth, Exonerated

Posted on March 2, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I’m one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.” –Sarah Silverman (who you really ought … Continue reading →

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Roses Are (often) Red

Posted on February 14, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “Roses are red, violets are blue; I forgot to get you flowers; so my balls will be too.” —@notGaryBusey The logician in me:  Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, apropos of nothing. The deep thinker:  Roses … Continue reading →

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A List of Places Where TB Would Pay $200 to Stand Outside

Posted on January 19, 2011 by

Quote of the Day: “The real fun in living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.” –Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes A jail cell, assuming the other choice was standing inside it Kate Beckinsale’s shower … Continue reading →

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