Tag Archives: Humor

We Need More Holidays

Quote of the Day: “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” –MLK TB really enjoys MLK day. It is one of the most timely three-day weekends of the year, in fact, along with … Continue reading

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The Last Eccentric

Quote of the Day: Sweet:  “…..I had to go chase down Henry first and then…” TB:  “wait a minute, who’s Henry?” Sweet:  “I didn’t tell you about Henry? That’s my dog.” TB:  “What kind of dog did you get?” Sweet: … Continue reading

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For the Twelfth and Eleventh Rants of Christmas, TB Gave to Me…

Quote of the Day: Heap on the wood! – the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still –Sir Walter Scott ELEVEN pieces missin’. Ok, China, that’s how its gonna be? Twenty-four … Continue reading

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For the 10th and 9th Rants of Christmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: “I have never smuggled anything in my life. Why, then, do I feel an uneasy sense of guilt on approaching a customs barrier?”     —John Steinbeck …..TEN Gifts a’ Wrappin’. Who’s bright idea was it … Continue reading

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For the Eighth Rant of Christmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: “Gluttony is not a secret vice.” –Orson Welles ….EIGHT pounds a’gainin’. 9 pm. Arrive at Moma’s. 9:15 pm. Chocolate pie. 7 am. Juice, cinnamon blintzes…..Cinnamon blintzes, are you kidding? 8:30 am. The usual. Biscuits, scrambled egg … Continue reading

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For the Seventh Rant of Xmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: “I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men … Continue reading

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For the Sixth Rant of Christmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: “Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.” –Michael Scott (The Office) SIX Christmas Parties. Doesn’t anyone have better … Continue reading

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For the Fifth Rant of Christmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.     —JRR Tolkien ….FIVE. GOLD. ADS. (Before continuing, please be advised the following was written and … Continue reading

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For the Fourth Rant of Christmas, TB Gave to Me….

Quote of the Day: “We must have bloody noses and cracked crowns.” –Shakespeare, Henry IV …..FOUR freakin’ stitches. In the face. The second time this year. The Little Scamp is a pretty well-coordinated kid. But when she falls, by God … Continue reading

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For The Third and Second Rants of Christmas, TB Gave to Me…

Quote of the Day: “Batteries Not Included”     –ubiquitous ……THREE triple AAA’s. Are you kidding me? What’s wrong with good old-fashioned all-American AA’s, two or four at a time no matter the product? What is this, some kind of … Continue reading

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