A List of Places Where TB Would Pay $200 to Stand Outside

Quote of the Day:

The real fun in living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.” –Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes

  1. A jail cell, assuming the other choice was standing inside it
  2. Kate Beckinsale’s shower (if the conditions are right)
  3. Any structure located within a 500 mile radius of Bora Bora
  4. An Arizona Congressional Town Hall Meeting
  5. Helicopters, roller coasters and snake farms
  6. Hospitals (assuming the other choice is standing inside it)
  7. Right Field at Wrigley, four stories up on game day
  8. The Pearly Gates (if I can get close enough I like my chances)
  9. The Sarah Palin Lecture Series
  10. Afghanistan, Somalia, Sudan or the State Fair

But 200 bucks to stand outside the Super Bowl? I’m not feelin’ it. Will Kate Beckinsale be there?

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About travellinbaen

I'm a 40 year old lawyer living in Ridgeland, Mississippi. I'm several years and a couple hundred miles removed from most of my old running buddies so I started the blog to provide an outlet for many of the observations and ideas that used to be the subjects of our late night/happy hour/halftime conversations and arguments.
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3 Responses to A List of Places Where TB Would Pay $200 to Stand Outside

  1. I’d pay $200 to stand outside myself so that I could check out all my jaw-droppin’, Dancing-With-The-Star-Ain’t-Seen-Nuthin’ dance moves. The 6′ tri-angle mirrors that I normally dance in front of (on a daily basis) are nothing compared to being able to stand outside yourself and get the full 3-D version.

    Often, when I watching Showgirls or even the The Rockettes, who I once filmed on my flip phone, I think, “I wish I could stand outside myself and see just how good I am.” Then I smile, flip my mix tape to Side B, and get back to some serious dancing.

  2. Jessie Lou says:

    TDW – I actually think I would give up some of my hard earned cash to be there with you and experience that. As many here can attest I do not give up my cash for just anything or anyone.

    Kate Beckinsale? Really? I’m always intrigued by other’s choices in this regard.

  3. ZEEK says:

    Megan Fox’s shower, or Minka Kelly, or………..I could go on and on dude.

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