Ode to Biscuits

Quote of the Day:

“We ain’t one at a timin’ here, we mass-communicatin’!” –Pappy O’Daniel, O’ Brother, Where Art Thou?

Oh, Hardees…..if fast food joints could marry, and if I weren’t already taken, and if I was a fast food joint too, and if you were a girl fast food joint ’cause I’d be a boy fast food joint, and if you were a little better lookin’ and cleaned up a little more often, and if we saw eye to eye on most things, like travellin’ and whatnot, and if you didn’t live so far away, and if you weren’t so easy with lettin’ just anybody get it on with your biscuits, boys and girls, and I’m down with that ’cause your business is your own damn business, and if you loved me as much as I love you, even though you don’t get your hashbrowns crispy hardly ever, and if you didn’t mind me gettin’ really fat, well fatter……I think I’d marry you.
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About travellinbaen

I'm a 40 year old lawyer living in Ridgeland, Mississippi. I'm several years and a couple hundred miles removed from most of my old running buddies so I started the blog to provide an outlet for many of the observations and ideas that used to be the subjects of our late night/happy hour/halftime conversations and arguments.
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4 Responses to Ode to Biscuits

  1. Jessie Lou says:

    I’d marry up this lovely biscuit with some good thick, white gravy!

  2. Kathy Parker says:

    So hilarious! Does your love for biscuits surpass your love of cookies?

  3. Jessie Lou says:

    Now that is funny – you cheat on your biscuits with cookies 🙂

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