Quote of the Day:

“We ain’t one at a timin’ here, we mass-communicatin’!” –Pappy O’Daniel, O’ Brother, Where Art Thou?

Oh, Hardees…..if fast food joints could marry, and if I weren’t already taken, and if I was a fast food joint too, and if you were a girl fast food joint ’cause I’d be a boy fast food joint, and if you were a little better lookin’ and cleaned up a little more often, and if we saw eye to eye on most things, like travellin’ and whatnot, and if you didn’t live so far away, and if you weren’t so easy with lettin’ just anybody get it on with your biscuits, boys and girls, and I’m down with that ’cause your business is your own damn business, and if you loved me as much as I love you, even though you don’t get your hashbrowns crispy hardly ever, and if you didn’t mind me gettin’ really fat, well fatter……I think I’d marry you.

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