Tag Archives: funny

Missing in the Bermuda Triangle

Quote of the Day: “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”     –Douglas Adams On TB’s tombstone they will etch, “Here lies TB. Raconteur. Gadabout. Free thinker. Ne’er-do-well. … Continue reading

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In Search Of…..

Quote of the Day: “You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle Elvis needs boats. Elvis needs boats. Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats.” –Mojo Nixon Every kid at Eastlawn Elementary … Continue reading

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The Fantastic Mr. TB

Quote of the Day: “Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?  Kylie: Who how? What now? Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I’m saying this more as, like, existentialism, you … Continue reading

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Bumper crop

Proud of my thrivin’ daylillies. We share an identical lineage, on Daddy’s side. – Posted using MobyPicture.com

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A Story About Smily, Sort Of

Quote of the Day: “Back when I was in the Navy they paid us once a month. First weekend, Jack Daniels. Second weekend, Budweiser, man. Third weekend, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Fourth weekend, Mad Dog. Then we’d get paid again and … Continue reading

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TB’s a Rebel, Really

Quote of the Day: “I think of poets as outlaw visionaries in a way.” Jim Jarmusch, independent filmmaker (Coffee and Cigarettes and others) TB don’t wear no helmet. I am an outlaw bicycler. The other riders twitch their heads, do … Continue reading

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There Once Was a Man From Nantucket…

Quote of the Day: “The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That’s why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.” –Stephen … Continue reading

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Ode to Biscuits

Quote of the Day: “We ain’t one at a timin’ here, we mass-communicatin’!” –Pappy O’Daniel, O’ Brother, Where Art Thou? Oh, Hardees…..if fast food joints could marry, and if I weren’t already taken, and if I was a fast food … Continue reading

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Go Forth, Exonerated

Quote of the Day: “Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I’m one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.” –Sarah Silverman (who you really ought … Continue reading

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Roses Are (often) Red

Quote of the Day: “Roses are red, violets are blue; I forgot to get you flowers; so my balls will be too.” —@notGaryBusey The logician in me:  Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, apropos of nothing. The deep thinker:  Roses … Continue reading

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