Tag Archives: Groucho

The Greatest Punchlines of All Time

Posted on April 22, 2009 by travellinbaen

Them Sheep Lie! Don’t go flyin’ off the handle when you’re full of sh*t. Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers. When the fly comes down 3 inches, the p***y gets wet. We’ve established what you are … Continue reading →

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For My Republican Friends

Posted on February 19, 2009 by travellinbaen

As a patriotic American, the last thing I want to see is a major political party fail. GOP leaders will eventually have to come up with their own ideas to get us out of the mess we’re in and I … Continue reading →

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Birthdays

Posted on August 7, 2008 by travellinbaen

Quote of the Day       “Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.”       –Groucho Marx TB dreads the inevitable.  As a kid, my times of greatest stress were sitting in a classroom on poetry recital … Continue reading →

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Let’s Build a Cabinet

Posted on August 1, 2008 by travellinbaen

Quote of the Day      “Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men.  The other 999 follow women.”    –Groucho Marx The Democratic and Republican political conventions are coming up this month, and as I surf the web … Continue reading →

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Movies I Want to See Made

Posted on June 24, 2008 by travellinbaen

Quote of the Day          “I’m certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.”    — George Clooney A sequel to “The Big Lebowski.”  The Dude is inadvertently hired to cover the Republican National Convention. … Continue reading →

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