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What I Meant to Say….

Quote of the Day: “If you’ve heard this story before don’t stop me because I’d like to hear it again.” –Groucho Marx It has been widely reported that U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood this morning advised drivers of Toyota vehicles … Continue reading

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The Greatest Punchlines of All Time

Them Sheep Lie! Don’t go flyin’ off the handle when you’re full of sh*t. Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers. When the fly comes down 3 inches, the p***y gets wet. We’ve established what you are … Continue reading

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Staring Blankly Into That Good Night

Quote of the Day:     “A poor life this if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare.”     –W.H. Davies, from Leisure I read today that fiscally conservative Republican United States Senators Thad Cochran and Roger … Continue reading

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Blonde Joke

A blonde just texted me and asked, “What does IDK stand for?” I said, “I don’t know.” She replied, “OMG, nobody does!” Thanks to Jessie Lou McFaul for this submission.  I promised to publish it today.  Keep singing and writing … Continue reading

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