Tag Archives: funny

Banditos

Quote of the Day: “Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.” –last words of Pancho Villa TB’s bank here in Ridgeland was robbed Friday. They know who did it, sort of. It was this dude: I … Continue reading

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The Russians Are Here

Quote of the Day: “I went home with a waitress, the way I always do; how was I to know, she was with the Russians too?” –Warren Zevon Far and away the most interesting, non-depressing news story of the summer … Continue reading

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You’re Damn Right, I’m Pissed

Quote of the Day: “Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rage at closing of  day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”     —Dylan Thomas About six weeks ago TB woke … Continue reading

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Sorry

Quote of the Day: The eminent statesman, Joe Barton, speaking the truth as he sees it, indeed the truth of how 99% of the GOP sees it as well as probably half of the Democratic Party, has reminded us all … Continue reading

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The Kiss

Quote of the Day: “Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters … Continue reading

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Good News/Bad News, From Our Friends at BP

Quote of the Day: “The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who have not got it.  – George Bernard Shaw First of all, let me say that the first five of these are stolen from a … Continue reading

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TBU Swag

Quote of the Day: “He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher….or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” –Douglas Adams If by happenstance, or otherwise you should come into possession of a limited edition, heirloom quality Travellinbaen … Continue reading

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Boogers (I never say that word)

Quote of the Day: “Boogers.” (laughter) “Boogers!” (more laughter) “Boogers!!! “(hysterical)     –the Little Scamp It was a milestone moment at TB’s house last night. The Little Scamp, already showing signs of a strange and wonderful sense of humor … Continue reading

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A Bad Night

Quote of the Day: “Most loathsome events become humorous tales with the passage of time.” –Jimmy Buffett, from “Tales From Margaritaville” From the archives…. Six foot two, one hundred and twenty pounds, a permanent sneer, pale skinned, hair hanging down … Continue reading

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A Cinco de Mayo Tribute to France

Quote of the Day: “History is a set of lies agreed upon.” Napoleon Bonaparte TB has diligently research-i-pedia’d the history of Cinco de Mayo today in order to enlighten and entertain myself and hopefully those of you travellin’ through the … Continue reading

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