Third Week Thursday Pickin

Quote of the Day     “My baby makes me proud. Lord, don’t she make me proud.”  My baby makes me smile. Lord,don’t she make me smile.”      — Charlie Rich, from Behind Closed Doors, Smily’s song of the Week, as voted by you, quoted completely out of context so I can dedicate it to Greeg and Chrissy

  Ok, the “Third Week” post wasn’t my funniest ever, but its a true observation nonetheless. It was a TB equivalent of a Saturday Night Live skit that airs in the last ten minutes. The thing is, if you keep repeating some of those bad skits, they eventually become funny. A prime example is the Aaron Neville “cocoa butter” bit. So I’ll try to work it in where I can. The Lieberman post was damn funny though–worthy of Jon Stewart’s show and Letterman’s.

Be that as it may, this week’s pick’em winner was Greeg who took the tiebreaker by winning Theme of the Week. Song of the Week to Smily, quoted above and List to Sweet.

Last week’s results and standings. As always, the winners are listed first and they make up the top 9 with bonus picks in parentheses. Everybody else lost their pick of the week.

  1. Greeg (Theme winner)
  2. RMac
  3. Ed
  4. TB (2-3)
  5. BR (1-2)
  6. MD (1-2)
  7. Larry (1-3)
  8. Feidt’s Follies (1-3) Congrats to Feidt’s Dad on winning a national award for coaching/community service.
  9. JLM (1-4)
  10. Zeek (2-3)
  11. Supercynic (2-3)
  12. Face (1-2)
  13. Sweet (1-4)
  14. Fig (1-4)
  15. RSR
  16. Stone
  17. Smily (0-1)
  18. Pitalo (0-5) Wow. I have a feeling Waldo and or Sweet bet your picks.
  19. OB and TKH–Injured Reserve List

Season Standings

  1. Travellinbaen 399
  2. RMac 392
  3. Fig E 387
  4. Ed  371
  5. Feidt’s Follies 354
  6. OB Lefty 340
  7. Rock Star Rambler 338
  8. Pitalo 333
  9. Stone 328
  10. Larry 328
  11. Supercynic 314
  12. Sweet 301
  13. Zeek 297
  14. MD 276
  15. Smily 273
  16. JLM 269
  17. Face 266
  18. BR 258
  19. Greeg 250
  20. TKH 226

My Picks for Third Week

  • Michigan State +14′
  • Ole Miss +4
  • Texas Tech +6′
  • Vanderbilt -3
  • NC State +11

POTW–Oregon State +2′ at Arizona

Going to see Robert Earl Keen on Friday in Oxford

  • Beer Run–Todd Snider
  • I’m Goin To Town–Robert Earl Keen
  • The Road Goes on Forever–The Highwaymen
  • Rollin By–Lyle Lovett
  • SOTW–Furnace Fan–Robert Earl Keen, -2′ over Tillamook County Jail–Todd Snider
Posted in Music, Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 37 Comments

Sanctions For Joe Lieberman

Quote of the Day     “While I understand that Sen. Lieberman has voted with Democrats a majority of the time, his comments and actions have raised serious concerns among many in our caucus.”     —Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader in a passionate? rebuke of Joe Lieberman’s role in the recent Presidential campaign

A hot topic of debate and speculation in the news this week centers around what the Senate Democrats should do with Joe Lieberman in light of his support for John McCain’s presidential campaign. Lieberman has a long, reliable history of voting on the progressive side of domestic issues. He has gotten more publicity however for his hawkish war views and support for Bush/Neocon foreign policy positions. In schoolboy terms, what has happened is one crowd’s long-time, close and loyal friend has shamed himself. What’s worse is he did it in furtherance of the goals of the rival crowd, one to which he does not now and never will fit. He doesn’t want to switch cliques and the opposite clique really only wants him around so they can stick it in the eye of their rivals. But his old pals may not want him on their side anymore unless he is sufficiently punished and humbled in retribution for his crimes. There is now much wrangling about which Senatorial chores Lieberman can keep as one of the old gang–whether he gets to keep wearing a uniform and be the school crossing guard or whether he’s relegated to cleaning erasers during P.E.

Since the Dems are having trouble coming up with something appropriate, here’s a few sanctions inspired by those my asshole runnin buddies used on one another through the years. They were harsh enough to punish, yet reasonable enough to keep the offending ARB from bolting for a rival, less suitable crowd. These are all time tested and they all work.

  • Call him “King Yak” for the duration of Obama’s term in office.
  • Make him run around the Capitol in his underwear on the first night below freezing each year yelling “Obama Is My Daddy” once every 57 58 yards.
  • Ban him from getting “shotgun”, even if he calls it first.
  • Make him permanent designated driver for Redskins games.
  • Next time a Dem gets caught in the sack with someone they shouldn’t, Joe has to explain it to the wife, and defend the dude on Oprah, O’Reilly and Larry King.
  • When he’s outside the Senate chamber assign a page to sit in his chair. When Joe gets back the page sits resolutely, repeating, “move your meat, lose your seat.”
  • He has to go on the Sunday talk shows during the next round of budget negotiations and declare, “I love pork.” 
  • When the next election season comes around, Joe has to play the role of Sarah Palin during Obama’s debate prep. Even if she isn’t running.
  • At the inauguration parade, Joe has to stand on Pennsylvania Avenue and funnel a six-pack (blank stare). And he better not yak.

Anybody got any other suggestions?

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Travellinbaen’s New Holiday Discovery

Quote of the Day:     “If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.”     —William Shakespeare, Henry IV

Many of you upon reading this will have just dragged yourself in to work after another unbearably short weekend, and cleared your desk of all that was put off until today, but that can probably make it until tomorrow. You’ve turned, in desperation I dare say, to this humble blog for a bit of wit or wisdom. Rejoice! I’ve something to offer today that will help you through the week, even the remainder of the year. I’ve made an astonishing discovery. There is a holiday hidden within our calendars which we’ve all failed to previously note. Third Week.

What makes my discovery so amazing is how cleverly hidden it has been through all our working lives and those of our forefathers. “Hidden where?”, you may inquire; to which I respond, “In PLAIN SIGHT, MAN!”, where else? Do I make myself clear?

Ok, I’ll explain. Next Monday, it’s a short week because of Thanksgiving. Between the Monday we return to work and Christmas, we all know good and well there is no more real work to be done. You can’t start a new project just before Christmas after all, only to have it set aside and grown stale by January. Oh sure, there are tasks left to accomplish, but no more heavy lifting. It’s also the time of year for Christmas parties and leftover sausage balls and chex mix in the break room. The boss won’t be around after the parties are over out of guilt of one sort or another. At some places he doesn’t want to face the secretary he hit on after too many beers at the office party, and at others he’s slinking out of town to avoid the mob mentality of a dozen or more worker bees whose Christmas bonus has shrunk. Even if a few dedicated souls wanted, nay, needed to work, it would be difficult for all the co-workers using up those last saved days of vacation. And sick leave. Those who remain are glued to their computers (when full of chex mix and sausage balls) doing online shopping and forwarding chain emails about baby Jesus’ visage on a chocolate Santa, a little girl in a hospital who wants her Christmas card read by a trillion people and the liberals who want to take all this away from them. Then Christmas week arrives and work is less than an afterthought. After Christmas, most places open for the sole purpose of letting people in the building to escape any more quality time with their families. No office manager or supervisor has any expectation of work being done from December 27 through New Year’s Eve. 

So you see, this is it. One more week in your personal fiscal year. It’s all (giblet?) gravy from here on out. And I for one think the week deserves a name–I’ve christened it “Third Week.” The last real work week of the year. So smile this morning and take heart. You’ve got one more week in the salt mines until you can relax for just over a month. And before you attack the pile of paper that really cannot be put off until tomorrow, or next year, pass this little epistle on to a friend. Then he can pass it to a friend, then they can pass it to their friends, and so forth, and so on, until this holiday week discovery of mine takes hold in the public consciousness or even better, the upper reaches of the AFL-CIO. Before much longer, we might even get a day off for Third Week. Then we’d search everywhere in hopes of discovering Second Week. Shakespeare saw the potential for a permanent holiday season. TB has unearthed the secret after years of suppression by the Man. Where it goes from here is up to you.

Posted in Humor, Life, Philosobaen, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Thursday Pickin XII

Quote of the Week     “As shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night; And I can’t help recalling how it how it felt to kiss and hold you tight; Well, how can I forget you, girl? When there is always something there to remind me.”   —Burt Bacharach, as performed by Naked Eyes

It took me a few days, but I kept searching because I knew the genius of “Ed” had a reason for his horrendous post. It finally came to me when I saw his vote for Zeek for song of the week. The “blank stare” theme. Brilliant. I doff my cap to you sir. Zeek won a 7-way tiebreaker for song of the week by virtue of getting one vote for two songs. I went with the Naked Eyes tune for obvious reasons as this week’s QOTD. List went to BR and Fig was a runaway winner for his Chicago Theme in tribute to our new President. The Obama transition team has been notified of this honor and I expect them to feature Fig as guest DJ at the inauguration as a measure of gratitude.

There were eleven POTW winners this week, listed first as always with bonus picks if applicable in parentheses. Here are last week’s standings:

  1. Ed–TB used his powers of arbitrary benevolence to award a special one-time bonus for (excuse me while a go get a drink of water) high brow humor, using the lowest of brow tunes. Brow. That’s a funny word.
  2. Fig–(3-2); the People’s Choice for Theme of the Week
  3. RMac–the first real liberal I ever knew
  4. BR–(1-3); List of the Week
  5. Smily–(1-0); one point for a nice MSU rant
  6. Pitalo–(3-2)
  7. Travellinbaen–(3-2)
  8. Larry–(2-2)
  9. Stone–(1-3)
  10. OB Lefty–(1-4); one point for patriotism
  11. MD–(0-1)
  12. JLM–(4-1); bonus points pending if we get a story here from an actual Crimson Tidean
  13. Greeg–(3-0); hard luck
  14. Zeek–(1-4); song of the week award kept it from being worse
  15. Feidt’s Follies–(4-2)
  16. TKH–(3-2)
  17. RSR–got a vote in each category of tunes
  18. Sweet–(0-5); since everybody else was really bad, Sweet goes here for bonus points on futility
  19. Supercynic–(1-4); sympathy point for surgery
  20. Face–(0-1); but almost got a vote from TB for Night Ranger

Season Standings:

  1. Fig E 356
  2. Travellinbaen  355
  3. RMac  343
  4. Ed  323
  5. OB  320
  6. Feidt’s Follies  314
  7. RSR  309
  8. Pitalo  306
  9. Stone  300
  10. Larry  287
  11. Supercynic  284
  12. Sweet  269
  13. Zeek  259
  14. Smily  248
  15. MD  234
  16. Face  233
  17. JLM  230
  18. BR  215
  19. TKH  206
  20. Greeg  190

My Picks This Weekend

  • South Carolina +20′
  • Georgia  -8′
  • Ohio State  -9′
  • Florida State  -6′
  • Purdue  +17′

POTW  Texas  -12′

My Tunes

  • Go Your Own Way–Fleetwood Mac
  • Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)–Eurythmics
  • Like a Rolling Stone–Bob Dylan
  • Ramblin Man–The Allman Brothers
  • SOTW–Travellin Blues–Lefty Frizzell     listen here
Posted in Lists, Music, Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 36 Comments

Did I Mention How I Really Feel About Alabama?

Quote of the Day:     “We got em beat. We finally got the bastards beat.”     Travellinbaen, to Greekson, and the World at large, at the MSU-Alabama game in Starkville in 1992

Alabama went undefeated during the 1992 football season and won the National Championship. They came closest to losing in Starkville that November. I won’t swear to the game details because only the moment where it became apparent we were going to beat them was permanantly burned into my memory with a crimson branding iron. State fell behind about 18-0 at the half and I had already reverted to the usual routine of cursing my fate to be a Bulldog fan. I was also incredulous at the State crowd. All through halftime, the fans stayed in their seats, ignoring the bands and cheering. The collective decision had somehow been made that in the Sherill era things would be different and this team was good enough to come back and win. So the crowd cheered, exhorting our Bullies in the locker room and taunting the invincible Tide. We’d beaten them only once since 1957. Once in my lifetime. Once among generations of students that passed through Starkville for 4-6 years at a time over 4 decades. What a bunch of idiots.

But when the game resumed, the Bulldogs answered the demands of the cowbell clanging assemblage. They roared back and took the lead. A trainer for that Alabama team would later confide to me that the 42,000 bell ringing Dog fans created the loudest stadium environment he experienced all year, including Neyland Stadium and the Superdome. Past midway of the 4th quarter, Alabama took the ball across midfield. Then, on first down and second Jay Barker was sacked. It was third down and hopeless. The crowd was going berzerk. I stepped down off my seat and dragged my old roommate Greekson down with me so he could hear. He looked at me like I was crazy for taking a break and looking away from the field. Both my left and right forearms were cramping from the overexertion of ringing a cowbell for two straight hours. My ears were ringing. I’ll never forget the moment. Scott field was alive; a scene of delirious pandemonium. “Greekson”, I said, “look around. Listen. It’s f*&’n beautiful ain’t it? We’ve got to savor this moment so we’ll remember it the rest of our lives. We got ’em beat. We finally got the bastards beat.” A few heartbeats later, I added the two words without which this brief conversation would lack context. “Ohhhhhhhhh, SHIT.”

I still have nightmares about the play that happened in those heartbeats. Barker dropped back and once again his offensive line gave way like a Gautier girl at her first Pascagoula party. Barker ran for his life and fired the ball deep downfield just as he was hit. The Alabama tailback had run a wheel route and was well covered. The ball was long, but the tailback dove and stretched and somehow cradled the pass along the far sideline. The ball was placed inches past the first down marker.

State still had the lead and the momentum. The crowd still roared. But the moment was past. There was no doubting what was to come. The Tide scored, then scored again after State’s desperation attempt to answer and once again, we Dogs tasted bitter defeat.

Oh, how I loathe them.

Posted in Mississippi, Sports, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

MSU 6 Alabama 3

Quote of the Day:      Click here  to hear the Great Jack Cristal

TB was ten years old the last time Mississippi State played number one Alabama. I wasn’t in Jackson that day, unfortunately. But I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news. I’d gotten bored listening on the radio and went outside to play. I had no expectation that State would win the game. By the time I was ten, I realized I’d chosen poorly in pledging allegiance to the Bullies, but at that age, I didn’t sweat it. After that day–when it was proved to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that anything was possible–I started sweating it.

I was out in the front yard tossing the football to myself when I heard our neighbor Mr. Lowell whoop and holler from two houses down the street. He’d probably been underneath one of the yard cars he was constantly tinkering with. I can’t remember the exact words, but I remember being startled at the outburst. It was something to the effect of “THEY DID IT. WOOOOOOOO. SIX-THREE. WOOOOOOO. <Unintelligible hollering>. WOOOOOOO. The guy was about 6-6 and he sounded bellowed like a cross between the Jolly Green Giant and Joshua’s horn. That was in normal conversation. He was excited this day. One of the many California natives transplanted to Pascagoula to work out at Ingall’s Shipyard during the roaring 70’s, he wasn’t even a State fan. But everybody loves an underdog, and that day, everybody loved my Dogs, including Mr. Lowell.

I realized what just happened must have been even more important that I originally figured. I ran inside to tell my Dad about it. He was sitting in his rocking chair watching whatever game ABC thought was more important than our game, and he’d just seen the score. He was mildly pleased as I recall, a significant emotional outburst by his standards, and I’m sure there was a warning that I shouldn’t get too excited. After all, he’d been a Bulldog for 40 years already and he knew the euphoria would be fleeting. But I had just seen proof that anything was possible. The old man was wrong. This was MY generation of Bulldogs and we could beat anybody, any time. Even Bear’s Tide, number one in the nation, back to back national champs and a twenty something game winning streak. So I didn’t leave my radio for the rest of the season or the next. By 1982 though, I was back to finding better things to do. 

There have been precious few great moments to enjoy as a Bulldog since 1980. Just enough, I suppose to keep me watching, hoping. But hope dies a little more each Fall Saturday. I don’t go to many games any more. If there is something better to do, I’ll do it now, like I did back in 1980. This Saturday, we play Alabama again and they’re back at number one. I don’t think there is anything going on, so I’ll be watching ESPN to see if we can recapture some of the magic we had on that long ago November afternoon. At least until we get far enough behind that I can no longer imagine some victory scenario. Then I’ll find something better to do, even if its just turning off the TV. I can always relive the great moments on You Tube where ole Jack is always in good voice.

Bonus Quote of the Day     “I was there when we beat the Bear.”     one of approximately 6 million identical bumper stickers in use in Mississippi from 1980-1985. God, how I wish I’d had one.

Posted in Life, Mississippi, Sports, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Randal

TB went to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno this week. It’s damn funny. I wasn’t clued in to Kevin Smith’s View Askew universe until a few years ago. But I think he’s freakin hilarious. I even like Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. Anyway, Randal from Clerks plays the camera man in Zack and Miri. According to something I just read online he’s called “Deacon” in this movie, but as far as I’m concerned, it was Randal. I wanted to post something funny and light for weekend reading after the intensity and deep thought we all engaged in here over the election and our Thursday Picks. I’ve been thinking like Randal all week, one of my favorite characters of all time. I don’t know Randal’s real name, but I do know he’s never been in a damn thing other than Kevin Smith’s movies. I looked it up. I gotta go back and check out Dogma again because I never noticed he was the gun shop clerk in it. I also looked up the script for Clerks, and a great scene is today’s Quote of the Day, below. I didn’t bother finding out Randal’s real name. Who the f*&% cares anyway? Oh, by the way, Jay was in Zack and Miri too. 

Enjoy:

		RANDAL
		Which did you like better: Jedi or
		The Empire Strikes Back.

				DANTE
			(exasperated)
		Empire.

				RANDAL
		Blasphemy.

				DANTE
		Empire had the better ending: Luke
		gets his hand cut off, and finds
		out Vader's his father; Han gets
		frozen and taken away by Boba Fett.
		It ends on such a down note. And
		that's life-a series of down
		endings. All Jedi had was a bunch
		of Muppets.

				RANDAL
		There was something else going on
		in Jedi. I never noticed it until
		today.

	RANDAL follows DANTE as he cleans up around the store.

				DANTE
		What's that?

				RANDAL
		All right, Vader's boss...

				DANTE
		The Emperor.

				RANDAL
		Right, the Emperor. Now the Emperor
		is kind of a spiritual figure, yes?

				DANTE
		How do you mean?

				RANDAL
		Well, he's like the pope for the
		dark side of the Force. He's a holy
		man; a shaman, kind of, albeit an
		evil one.

									47.


				DANTE
		I guess.

				RANDAL
		Now, he's in charge of the Empire.
		The Imperial government is under
		his control. And the entire galaxy
		is under Imperial rule.

				DANTE
		Yeah.

				RANDAL
		Then wouldn't that logically mean
		that it's a theocracy? If the head
		of the Empire is a priest of some
		sort, then it stands to reason that
		the government is therefore one
		based on religion.

				DANTE
		It would stand to reason, yes.

				RANDAL
		Hence, the Empire was a fascist
		theocracy, and the rebel forces
		were therefore battling religious
		persecution.

				DANTE
		More or less.

				RANDAL
		The only problem is that at no
		point in the series did I ever hear
		Leia or any of the rebels declare a
		particular religious belief.

				DANTE
		I think they were Catholics.

	A BLUE-COLLAR MAN half enters the door.

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Are you open?

				DANTE
		Yeah. Come in.

	He goes to the coffee machine and makes a cup of joe.

				RANDAL
		You know what else I noticed in Jedi?

									48.


				DANTE
		There's more?

				RANDAL
		So they build another Death Star,
		right?

				DANTE
		Yeah.

				RANDAL
		Now the first one they built was
		completed and fully operational
		before the Rebels destroyed it.

				DANTE
		Luke blew it up. Give credit where
		it's due.

				RANDAL
		And the second one was still being
		built when they blew it up.

				DANTE
		Compliments of Lando Calrissian.

				RANDAL
		Something just never sat right with
		me the second time they destroyed
		it. I could never put my finger on
		it-something just wasn't right.

				DANTE
		And you figured it out?

				RANDAL
		Well, the thing is, the first Death
		Star was manned by the Imperial
		army-storm troopers, dignitaries-
		the only people onboard were
		Imperials.

				DANTE
		Basically.

				RANDAL
		So when they blew it up, no prob.
		Evil is punished.

				DANTE
		And the second time around...?

									49.


				RANDAL
		The second time around, it wasn't
		even finished yet. They were still
		under construction.

				DANTE
		So?

				RANDAL
		A construction job of that magnitude
		would require a helluva lot more
		manpower than the Imperial army had
		to offer. I'll bet there were
		independent contractors working on
		that thing: plumbers, aluminum
		siders, roofers.

				DANTE
		Not just Imperials, is what you're
		getting at.

				RANDAL
		Exactly. In order to get it built
		quickly and quietly they'd hire
		anybody who could do the job. Do
		you think the average storm trooper
		knows how to install a toilet main?
		All they know is killing and white
		uniforms.

				DANTE
		All right, so even if independent
		contractors are working on the
		Death Star, why are you uneasy with
		its destruction?

				RANDAL
		All those innocent contractors
		hired to do a job were killed-
		casualties of a war they had
		nothing to do with.
			(notices Dante's confusion)
		All right, look-you're a roofer,
		and some juicy government contract
		comes your way; you got the wife
		and kids and the two-story in
		suburbia-this is a government
		contract, which means all sorts of
		benefits. All of a sudden these
		left-wing militants blast you with
		lasers and wipe out everyone within
		a three-mile radius.
				(MORE)

									50.


				RANDAL (CONT'D)
		You didn't ask for that. You have
		no personal politics. You're just
		trying to scrape out a living.

	The BLUE-COLLAR MAN joins them.

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Excuse me. I don't mean to
		interrupt, but what were you
		talking about?

				RANDAL
		The ending of Return of the Jedi.

				DANTE
		My friend is trying to convince me
		that any contractors working on the
		uncompleted Death Star were innocent
		victims when the space station was
		destroyed by the rebels.

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm
		a roofer...
			(digs into pocket and
			produces business card)
		Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements.
		And speaking as a roofer, I can say
		that a roofer's personal politics
		come heavily into play when choosing
		jobs.

				RANDAL
		Like when?

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Three months ago I was offered a
		job up in the hills. A beautiful
		house with tons of property. It was
		a simple reshingling job, but I was
		told that if it was finished within
		a day, my price would be doubled.
		Then I realized whose house it was.

				DANTE
		Whose house was it?

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Dominick Bambino's.

				RANDAL
		"Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?

									51.


				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		The same. The money was right, but
		the risk was too big. I knew who he
		was, and based on that, I passed
		the job on to a friend of mine.

				DANTE
		Based on personal politics.

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
		Right. And that week, the Foresci
		family put a hit on Babyface's
		house. My friend was shot and
		killed. He wasn't even finished
		shingling.

				RANDAL
		No way!

				BLUE-COLLAR MAN
			(paying for coffee)
		I'm alive because I knew there were
		risks involved taking on that
		particular client. My friend wasn't
		so lucky.
			(pauses to reflect)
		You know, any contractor willing to
		work on that Death Star knew the
		risks. If they were killed, it was
		their own fault. A roofer listens
		to this...
			(taps his heart)
		not his wallet.

	The BLUE-COLLAR MAN exits. DANTE and RANDAL remain
	respectfully quiet for a moment. An angry WOMAN opens the
	door and pokes her head in.

Posted in Humor, Movies | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Thursday Pickin XI

Quote of the Day     “Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump; White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump; Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump; Samoans do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump; Let’s get stupid.”     –Humpty Dance, Digital Underground (blank stare)

Irony is everywhere. I got an email from Fig this week. Fig’s SOTW is quoted in the place of honor above. The email was about what happens when you let the people vote. (Repeat blank stare).

Here are the standings from last week. TB and Zeek shared bonus points for List of the Week and OB won Theme. OB also got a vote for Song and the bonus points put him on top. The first 7 listed won their POTW, everybody else lost it. Bonus record only is in parentheses.

  1. OB (3-2)
  2. TKH (3-2) received a vote for Theme
  3. JLM (3-2) a vote for Theme
  4. Ed , got 1 1/2 votes for SOTW
  5. Larry (2-2) got a vote for List
  6. Stone
  7. BR (1-2)
  8. Zeek (4-1) co-winner of List
  9. Travellinbaen (4-1) co-winner of List
  10. Fig (2-3) Song of the Week
  11. Sweet (8-8)
  12. RMac got 1 1/2 votes for SOTW
  13. Pitalo (2-3) got a vote for Song and Theme
  14. Rock Star got a vote for List
  15. Supercynic (2-3)
  16. Feidt’s Follies (1-3) drunk, (1-0) sober
  17. MD (1-1) win boycott continues
  18. Greeg (1-2)
  19. Smily
  20. Face (0-1)

Overall

  1. Travellinbaen 313
  2. Fig 301
  3. RMac 293
  4. Feidt’s Follies 283
  5. OB 282
  6. RSR 280
  7. Pitalo 263
  8. Ed 263
  9. Stone 261
  10. Supercynic 256
  11. Larry 246
  12. Sweet 240
  13. Zeek 227
  14. Face 206
  15. Smily 204
  16. MD 197
  17. JLM 196
  18. TKH 176
  19. BR 170
  20. Greeg 157

TB’s Picks

  • Florida State -5
  • Arkansas +12
  • Texas Tech -3
  • Kentucky +11
  • Texas A&M +27

POTW–Alabama -3

My Tunes

  • Seminole Wind–John Anderson
  • Jim Dandy to the Rescue–Black Rock Arkansas
  • Lubbock Texas in My Rearview Mirror–Mac Davis
  • Dumas Walker–The Kentucky Headhunters
  • Where The Bluebonnets Bloom–Robert Earl Keen
  • SOTW–Alabama Getaway–Grateful Dead
Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 40 Comments

Obama Wins, TB’s Ten-Cent Analysis

Quote of the Day     “And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if Americas beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.     —President Elect, Barack Obama

It looks like Obama ended up winning about 52% of the popular vote last night along with a commanding majority in the Electoral College. Comparing the popular vote with our last four elections, it was a strong majority. It was roughly equivalent to Bush’s win over Dukakis, and it was substantially below either of Reagan’s margins. So what does it mean? 

I think Obama has a mandate to change US policy abroad, but not in a wholesale manner, assuming he even wants to. What I expect to see is a lot more diplomacy and less heavy handedness in our negotiating style. I hope and believe that a change in the White House will lead to America regaining a leadership position in the world rather than trying to enforce domination upon it. A little more carrot and a little less stick, to coin a phrase. That does not mean I think Obama will be weak. As a matter of fact, I fear more that he will feel compelled to turn to the military more quickly than necessary in order to stave off accusations of weakness. Discounting Bush the Younger, our left leaning Presidents have historically done just that while our right wing leaders have often succeeded unexpectedly in diplomacy. The greatest example of that is probably Nixon going to China, something no Democrat would have been able to do without being damaged politically. On the other hand, it was Democrats Truman, Kennedy, and Johnson that got us into wars along with W. But I think Obama will use good judgment, particularly in surrounding himself with thinkers rather than ideologues. Time will tell.

On the home front, I will candidly say this was not the tsunami I was expecting or hoping for. Still, it was a huge Democratic victory with either 5 or 6 Senate seats gained and around 24 House seats. The two races I was watching most closely were the Senate campaigns in North Carolina and Minnesota. In Minnesota, it looks like Norm Coleman will hang on–a very surprising result in my eyes from a “liberal” state in the midst of a Democratic wave. On the other hand, in moderately conservative North Carolina, Libby Dole was soundly defeated. It was a split decision in the culture wars. I believe Dole lost due to her despicable ad trying to convince voters her opponent, a Sunday School teacher, was godless. I don’t have an opinion as to why Coleman hung on. But I do have a ten-cent opinion on what the elections told us, from President down through Congress.

The Republican Party lives and remains strong. Conservative ideas are alive. But outside the Confederacy, southern dominated conservative politics are dead as a doornail. Only in the deep south do campaigns focused on race or sexual orientation or McCarthyism style demagoguery still thrive. The rest of the country is fed up with it, and the outer edges of the South are getting there. Southern style social conservatives are consuming the old Reagan coalition. As I have said on this blog many times, I think the conservative thesis that all government is bad is simply wrong. It is, like all generalizations, overly broad. However, conservatism focused on limiting government’s power still makes good sense. Tyranny by corporations replaced by tyranny of bureaucrats is no good trade. If the thinking conservatives can re-take their party from the religious fundamentalists, false patriots and race baiters, it will not be long before they reassert their strength. In the coming weeks, it will be interesting to see whether the Romney wing of the party or the Palin wing wrests control. Huckabee is a wild card who would probably make a good leader if he’d just get educated on evolution and when the dinosaurs lived.

As for the Democrats, the election shows the country believes there is a place for progressive ideas and legislation. We have heard it so long that most accept it to be true without question or consideration–America is a center-right country. TB accepts nothing without question or consideration when it comes to politics. In my opinion, such a statement is another over-generalization. There are so many issues. To say we are collectively center-right is both a misstatement and non-sensical. On gun ownership, we are far right. On taxes, we are center. On freedom of speech, press, and religion, we are far left. On new issues, like global warming and alternative energy, it remains to be seen. I believe we are center-left on what will become, maybe has become, one of the most important issues of the day. My point is, each issue is different and no simple categorization is sufficient to define a country as large and varied as the USA.

I am looking forward to the Obama Presidency. I have high expectations of him. They are not so much in what accomplishments I expect as they are in how his administration conducts itself. I expect integrity, respect for civil liberties and human rights, strong and sensible diplomacy and political courage. If he indeed has these traits, as it has appeared to me over the last two years, his tenure will be a success.

Posted in current events, Politics, Ten Cent Analysis | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 33 Comments

Election Day Pickin

Quote of the Day     “For the love of God, do whatever in the hell you wanna do about President or Senator, but please vote for Oliver Diaz or Jim Kitchens for Mississippi Supreme Court if they are on your ballot.”     –Travellinbaen

It seems every news website is running a prediction contest for the election results tomorrow. TB is slightly offended by this, seeing as how this site runs the premier college football pickem game on all the web. Not to be outdone, I offer you the opportunity to make your picks on the election here as well. Keep in mind, its what you think will happen, not who you are voting for necessarily. For bonus points, add in your network of choice for following returns, favorite newscaster and pundit, and whether you will consider quitting your job and/or moving to Canada if your side loses. Predictions open until 5pm Tuesday.

The categories–

Presidential electoral votes (must equal 538)

Democrats/Republicans in Senate 

Democrats/Republicans in House

Musgrove/Wicker winner

Popular vote percentage for President

Travellinbaen will be sittin at home, sippin on some red wine if my guy wins to channel my inner elitist. I’ll be watchin MSNBC and switchin over to Fox, depending on how things are goin. I like Carville best, but I’m into Olbermann right now for his righteous, leftist, indignity, and I gotta go with Shepherd Smith for favorite news reader. As for a conservative pundit, I like George Will.

I’m predicting Obama wins 53% of the popular vote and wins the electoral vote 372-166. Wicker wins MS Senate, and the Dems have 59-41 Senate advantage (counting 2 independents) and 265-164 Dem advantage in the House. If I get wiped out, again, in this election, I won’t move to Canada, though I’d relish a year in British Columbia. I may consider a move to Oregon or Colorado however. And I won’t be able to quit my job as it will probably quit me.

Posted in Mississippi, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , | 36 Comments