BP Marketing (via The Daily Wit)

Since my post today is generating so much buzz in the TBU, I thought we should enjoy TDW’s from a week ago. It’s in a similar vein. I’ll be adding to his list too.

I recently landed a job in the marketing department of BP. It seems the recent Gulf oil spill debacle has caused all the talented people to leave. I'm not very good at this marketing stuff, but we get free doughnuts for breakfast, so, you know. Here are some slogans I'm working on presently. 1. BP (to marine life): Oil. It's what's for dinner. 2. At BP we're knocking out the middle man and bringing the oil direct to you! 3. BP: Providing inspirat … Read More

via The Daily Wit

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I'm a 40 year old lawyer living in Ridgeland, Mississippi. I'm several years and a couple hundred miles removed from most of my old running buddies so I started the blog to provide an outlet for many of the observations and ideas that used to be the subjects of our late night/happy hour/halftime conversations and arguments.
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6 Responses to BP Marketing (via The Daily Wit)

  1. irvine redd says:

    Thought the TBU would like this:

  2. I made a video last night on xtranormal only to find out they now want me to pay to “publish” it. The TBU ain’t shelling out the 5 bucks though.

    I must say, it was damn funny, largely because of the computerized voices, but partly due to the script.

  3. Jessie Lou says:

    That was pretty good. I’ll have to show that to Scott when he comes back next week.

  4. Harmony says:

    A friend posted that video on Facebook the other day, IR. I was going to post it here, but you beat me to it! I about died when he grabbed the paper towel and started to draw his plan out on it.

  5. Madd Dawg says:

    Maybe BP could try this:

  6. I heard they have a new strategy to get back the customers who are boycotting their gas……they are having THE BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR THIS WEEKEND ONLY. IT’S A BLOWOUT BLOWOUT BLOWOUT DEAL.

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