A Father-Daughter Conversation

Quote of the Day     “The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears: they cannot utter the one, nor will they utter the other.”     –Sir Francis Bacon

I submit for your entertainment today, a real conversation that occurred, as exactly as TB can recount it, surrounding the events of bathtime and bedtime:

Daughter (almost two years old), singing in the tub–A,B,C,D,EFG,HIJK,LMNOP; RRS,TTV,Double-yoo, eht’s, y and z; abc’s….

Dad, runs for camera to finally catch the performance for posterity–hears daughter continuing to sing; returns with camera pointed at daughter and singing stops abruptly–<blank stare>

Daughter–<blank stare>

Dad–Aren’t you gonna keep singin?

Daughter–Sit down me?

Dad–Sing ABC some more.

Daughter–<blank stare>

Dad, relenting–You know, (singing) A,B,C,D,EFG….

Daughter, pointing earnestly–Belly Button

Dad, putting camera away–Why do you always do that to me?

Daughter, singing–A,B,C,D,EFG, etc

Dad–Oh, I know this game. You can’t fool me.

Daughter–A,B,C,D,EFG,etc

Dad, whipping camera out quickly–<filming>

Daughter–<Blank Stare>

Dad–Dadgummit. Well, I guess I’ll have to delete this one too.

Daughter–Get up?

Dad–Ready to go to sleep?

Daughter–Ok, Alrighhhhhht

Dad, giving kisses–I love you punkin.

Daughter, staring intently at Dad’s face–Ears.

Dad, helping daughter with pajamas–You sure were a good girl today. Did you have fun with Daddy?

Daughter–Cow. Moo. Kitty cat. Me-ow. Where is Mommy?

Dad, carrying daughter to bed–Say night night to bird and fish, and bear.

Daughter–Night night bird. Night night fish. Night night bear.

Dad–Night night Daddy?

Daughter–Okayyyyy

Dad–say night night?

Daughter–Hey!

Dad–Okay night night sweetheart, see you tomorrow.

Daughter, studying her hands–Night night fingers.

Dad–<Big Smile>


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Thursday Pickin (the end of the beginning edition)

Quote of the Day     “Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”     –Winston Churchill

I hope everyone has enjoyed Thursday Pickin as much as TB has. There are a few games left for this week and I’ll pick them and hope you do as well. But another season of college football is winding down and so too must this inaugural season of pickin. You will note that today’s post does not include standings from either last week or the season. This is so you will have to tune in at least one more time to the blog.

Actually, there are no standings because I am going through each week’s picks, and that’s taking a lot more time than a sane person would be willing to spend. But I have major awards to, uh, award. And I take the awarding of said awards very seriously–in a completely non-serious way, you understand. 

At any rate, I appreciate everyone’s participation and my hope is you’ve found enough other posts of interests and/or entertainment to keep you coming around. If not, I’ll lure you back with special editions of Thursday Pickin (TM) (just thought of that) for the bowl season, the Super Bowl, the NCAA tourney, next season and any other event I deem pickinworthy. I also appreciate the humor that many of you have added to the posts and the discussion you’ve been adding to non-pickin posts. Without someone to read and comment, this blog is really just a diary, and that’s way less fun. Finally, let me say I am so disappointed in some of your musical tastes that quite frankly I can only blank stare at the screen sometimes.

While I’m taking stock of things, let me ask you to do a few things to help the blog. First, keep checkin in and joining the discussion. B, pass along the link to anybody who might get a kick out of it. And third, click on the button up top that says “share” and give the blog a plug so it can extend its reach in the mystical realm of google. Oh yeah, one other thing, if you want a cool avatar (an example is my cool goggles pic beside my posts) get a wordpress account and it will let you upload whatever you want. But no male nudity Smily. Oh, one more thing. If you think you might like writing the occasional essay but don’t want to start a blog of your own, shoot me an email and I’ll set you up to post directly on the TB site. Before you know it we’ll be bigger than Drudge and Kos, or at least a lot more fun.

On with the picks–

  • Navy  -11
  • Pitt   +2′
  • USC  -33
  • BC  +1
  • Missouri  +16′

POTW  Florida  -10

My Tunes

  • It’s the End of the World As we Know It –REM
  • Steady As She Goes–The Racounteurs
  • The Road Goes On Forever–Robert Earl Keen
  • Stay A Little Longer–Willie Nelson

SOTW–Musta Got Lost–J. Geils Band

Bonus SOTW–Gator Country–Molly Hatchet

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Things That Give Me a Charge (the celestial list)

Quote of the Day     

This picture and others of the same subject can be found here. TB takes great pleasure in staring up at the night sky. I touched on this back in June in “Things That Give Me a Charge (the lesser list). For the last week or so, Jupiter and Venus have made their presences strikingly clear around the moon. Even in the most light polluted locations, so long as the clouds don’t interfere, you can see them. If you haven’t noticed them yet, do yourself a favor and walk outside just after dark tonight and find the moon. You’ll see the bright planets nearby.

I don’t know much about the night sky. I can find the Big Dipper (or the little) and Orion in addition to the moon, and that’s about it. But learning the constellations is on my bucket list. I’d relish a long seagoing voyage on which to study. But being ignorant of what I’m looking at in no way diminishes the pleasure I derive from a clear view on a starry night. 

A few of my best nights of stargazing stand out in memory. I saw the Perseid meteor shower in Yazoo County, Mississippi, a few years back on one my best ever dates. A few months later I woke up that same person to come out on a balcony in Hana, Hawaii to see the most gigantic full yellow moon I’ve ever seen light up the Pacific Ocean. After a dozen or so beers, I stumbled out of a Montana roadhouse with a couple of my good friends, looked up and flinched. The stars seemed so close you had to duck. Double vision only enhanced the experience I’m sure. The three of us waxed poetic for an hour or so, until somebody passed out, I guess. And one night driving across the Arizona desert in route to a deposition the next day I was so struck by the brilliance of the night sky a hundred miles from the nearest city lights that I had to pull the car over to the side of the road and get out to look. I can’t say I rank the current show up there with those other times, but still, it’s pretty cool. 

They say this phenomenon of Jupiter, Venus and the Moon all being so vivid and so close together only happens once a generation or so. I assume we’ll have another few days to enjoy the show, though last night was the peak. Don’t miss it.

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The Christmas Season

Quote of the Day     Ralphie as Adult: [chuckling] Ho, ho, but no matter. Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.   —A Christmas Story

TB is an unabashed fan of Christmastime, the whole period, from the preseason of “Third Week” and Thanksgiving, to the regular season of December 1-20, to the playoff period of December 21-24 and of course the Super Bowl of pagan-religious holidays, Christmas Day. I appreciate the religious significance of the season but I revel in the materialistic, secular side of it which I view as the natural extension of the pagan celebrations it was merged with centuries ago. I also love to thumb my nose at those who would impose their personal notions of Christianity on others–TB is opposed to authoritarians and dogmatists of all sorts.

The ancient customs of Christmastime are ingrained in us all. I believe its one of the main reasons a communistic/atheism imposing government can never sustain itself long term in western culture. The people would rebel because we are instinctively compelled to feast, congregate, and spend our excess earnings on gifts at this time of year, to say nothing of spending a few days away from the salt mines. The pleasure in receiving gifts is also ingrained though many of us try to deny it. Everything may be junk on December 26, but on the feast day, a singing fish or a bathroom trivia book or a pair of socks are treasure. Ok, maybe not the socks. My point is we should dispense with guilt over the baser aspects of our nature for a month. We have survived another year. It is cause to celebrate. So in the midst of all the solemnity, spirituality, and charity that is the “reason for the season”, let’s not overlook the need to pay homage to that part of our DNA that remembers the fear and hunger of mid-winter, the hope of longer days to come, and the joy of, as Ralphie said of Christmas morning, “plung(ing) into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.”

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Travellinbaen’s High Wealth Spending Consulting Service

Quote of the Day     “What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.”     –Seneca, 1st century Roman philosopher

Over the course of Third Week and Thanksgiving Holidays, TB had occasion to observe the spending habits of some wealthy folks. What I saw was as perplexing as it was astonishing. The rich really don’t know have a clue about how to effectively spend their money. They need help. They need a purchasing department. They need TB’s years of experience in the fields of yearning, avarice and envy to better capitalize on their good fortunes. Here are some of the heartbreaking examples of the plight these people face at which I’ve marvelled over the last several days:

  • A southern man transplanted to New York City likes to travel and likes to return to Mississippi quite often. He flies in to Memphis on commercial airlines and rents a car to drive to his home, purchased in recent years for money that could’ve put him slopeside in Colorado. For just a small amount more, in relative terms, TB could put him in that slopeside condo, get him a nice place in Mississippi and buy him a part interest in a private airplane. The investments would have greater long term value than his current spending provides, and the time savings alone would make the airplane worthwhile. TB could get all this done in exchange for a couple of weeks usage of that Colorado real estate and a few sky rides to get me there. I even have leads on a couple of pilots he could hire at a discount rate.
  • A professional athlete, also residing in New York City, likes to go out on the town. As a well known and sometimes controversial personality, he’s aware that he could be accosted from time to time. So he buys a gun and carries it with him to the club. Yadda yadda yadda, his leg gets a hole in it and his pro career may be down the drain. While there’s not much I can do for this particular ig-no-ramus, I can help others similarly situated. I figure a pro football salary for someone in actual danger of being recognized is around three million a year, not counting endorsements. For about two hundred grand a year, TB will buy your gun for you. Then I’ll put it in the hands of someone who is not a mo-ron and pay them to follow your sorry ass valuable assets around town. As a bonus, I can probably get you a good deal on a condo rental in either Colorado or Mississippi.
  • This one may be my favorite. It happens all over the country, but I’ve been closely following the situation involving Mississippi State’s football team. The Bulldogs found themselves in the position of needing to say goodbye to their football coach. As a fan of the Bullies, I was pleased to hear that some wealthy fan, or small group of fans, decided to put up enough money (3 million dollars) to buy out the fired coach’s contract. And to get a new coach, they’ve guaranteed the athletic director another couple of million a year for the next ten years or so. But as a “high wealth spending consultant” I have to say, “are you out of you’re freakin mind?” Hey I get it. It sucks to have a bad football team. It really sucks to lose 45-0 to Ole Miss. And its gonna really suck if you have to do it all over again in five years. There has got to be a better way to spend your money. Setting aside the millions of ways to spend your millions that make more sense than being obsessed over a low level college football program (as your “high wealth spending consultant” I’m trained to indulge your eccentricities), you’re strategy is far too simplistic. There’s a better way to direct your largesse. Go ahead and sell a little more GM stock, or outsource a couple hundred more jobs to China, or do whatever the hell it is you do to raise petty cash, and give me the jack you’d normally be spending on the next buyout. With that, I’m going to buy season tickets for about 5000 people who live in places like Batesville, Meridian and Tupelo. This is going to help your team’s home field advantage, reputation, and presence in key talent rich communities and could potentially lead to a bigger stadium to go along with that 6 million dollar scoreboard you just bought (oh how I could’ve helped you with that money). All those folks will buy their own chickens-on-a-stick so the program will generate additional revenue on its own. With the rest of your buyout money, I’m gonna hire a team of gun-totin baby-sitters to follow around your team’s prima donnas scholar athletes to keep them out of trouble and on the field. This alone should ensure no more defeats to the likes of Louisiana Tech and Maine. Throw in another million or two and I’ll make Stark Vegas glitter. Have you seen all the celebs that hang out at USC games? Think recruits don’t dig that? Look, everybody loves seeing Harvey Hull and his maroon blazer wearing brethren being honored before gametime. But the kids, and you’ll have to trust me on this one, would be a little more impressed with someone a little more famous with the under 70 crowd, a lot younger, a lot prettier, and with a lot less clothes. I’ll use those bonus funds to get some starlets on the sidelines. Hell I bet Brittany Spears and her kid sister would do it on the cheap.

As anyone who’s not rich can attest, the wealthy need help. They need more imagination and innovation, apparantly having used up their allotment attaining wealth in the first place. They need Travellinbaen’s High Wealth Spending Consulting Service. Won’t you help them? TB’s always here.

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Thursday Pickin XIV (Wednesday edition)

Quote of the Day       “In the silence of her mind, Quiet movements, well I can find, Grabbin for me with her eyes, Now I’m fallin from her skies.”     –The Guess Who, No Sugar Tonight

I gotta bang this out quick so I can get on with finishing off “Third Week” leftovers in time to clean the slate for the Thanksgiving feast that begins tomorrow. Eight POTW winners last week, 3 no-shows, and RSR won the week by virtue of the all or nothing strategy and a song of the week victory, quoted above. Nobody won for list or theme, but vote getters received a nominal bonus. Last week’s results:

  1. RockStarRambler
  2. Fig E  (2-3)
  3. TKH (2-3)
  4. MD (2-3)
  5. SC (2-3)
  6. Larry (1-3)
  7. TB (2-3)
  8. Zeek (1-4)
  9. JLM (3-1)
  10. Feidt’s Follies (3-1) I couldn’t figure out your theme–clue us in
  11. Pitalo (2-2)
  12. Sweet (6-3)
  13. Smily (2-1)
  14. Ed 
  15. BR
  16. RMac
  17. Stone
  18. Greeg, OB Lefty, Face (on strike)

Season standings:

  1. TB    438
  2. Fig E  437
  3. RMac 422
  4. Ed  401
  5. RSR  398
  6. Feidt’s Follies 389
  7. Larry  368
  8. Pitalo   367
  9. OB   365
  10. Stone  357
  11. SC  355
  12. Zeek  335
  13. Sweet 334
  14. MD  318
  15. Smily  305
  16. JLM  304
  17. Face  291
  18. BR  388
  19. Greeg 275
  20. TKH  274

My Picks

  • Texas A&M  +35
  • LSU  -5
  • Memphis  -13′
  • Oklahoma  -7
  • Georgia Tech  +8′

POTW–State +18 (Go to Hell Ole Miss)

My Tunes

  • Hell’s Bell’s–AC/DC
  • Crossroad Blues–Robert Johnson
  • Devil’s Haircut–Beck
  • Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound–Bocephus
  • Runnin With the Devil–Van Halen

SOTW–Straight to Hell–Drivin and Cryin

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Innovative Ideas

Quote of the Day     “I cannot help fearing that men may reach a point where they look on every new theory as a danger, every innovation as a toilsome trouble, every social advance as a first step toward revolution, and that they may absolutely refuse to move at all.”     –Alexis de Tocqueville

As we move through this transition period between the Bush and Obama presidencies, TB has taken the risk of daring to hope that there may be some positive changes on the horizon. There are a lot of problems in too many areas to discuss that have to be addressed–some the fault of Bush and his merry band of neo-cons, and many the fault of their predecessors for time immemorial. And let us not leave out the timidity and ignorance and fear of us all as a collective populace. Some of these problems can be addressed with a little innovation and the ones I’d love to see attacked first have no reason whatsoever for generating partisan rancor.

An occasional contributor to this site is interested in alternative energy and reads as much as he can find about it. Discussing ways to improve access to residential solar energy one night he told me about his idea. The Government should install solar panels on every school, post office, courthouse, and other federal buildings. Schools should be first because they sit idle, requiring the use of minimal electricity for much of the summer. This also happens to be the time of peak energy usage and peak sunlight. The energy being banked from schools would be transferred to the power grid to help meet demand. Which means less coal or natural gas has to be expended to power our air conditioners. But that’s not all. With the Government demanding all these panels, somebody has to manufacture them. In America. Maybe in several places around America. And installers will be needed. And maintenance technicians. The immediate implementation of my friend’s idea would not only be good for the environment, but it would stimulate the economy and provide jobs. And with manufacturing ramped up to provide a sufficient supply for all these buildings the price would inevitably come down and those of us who still own our homes could afford to stick a couple on our own roofs. And since we’d be the first country to mass produce the panels, we could actually export something, thus reducing our trade deficit. We can do the same thing with wind turbines where the weather is more suitable for going that route. It’s a great idea that I wish was my own. I really hope someone in the new administration has read the same blogs and articles and has developed the same, or similar ideas as my friend.

I also know an engineer who has a lot of good ideas mixed in with a few crazy ones and no idea how to communicate any of them. Fortunately, I can translate crazy engineer speak. It mainly involves ignoring everything but the pearls of logic that find their way from the far left corners of the brain to the tongue. The idea is the government or the railroad companies already own all the right of way they need to add parallel tracks virtually everywhere. Those tracks should be laid. Then, trains going east don’t have to stop and pull over for trains going west any more. So more trains can go east, to say nothing of west. So more freight can be moved by rail. So fewer 18 wheelers will be required to burn so much gas, spew rocks into TB’s windshield or generally make life miserable for everyone else who tries to use their highways. Makes sense to me. Health care reform, Iraq, and the financial crisis are important and must be addressed, but they are going to be tough. Bills based on these two ideas could pass in a week (just lock out the lobbyists for coal, oil, sheiks and teamsters for a few days).

And finally, a reader suggests that due to the hangover so many of you are feeling from the crazy “Third Week” celebrations and the upcoming mandated family time that is Thanksgiving, it would be innovative and advisable to begin Thursday pickin on a (gasp) Wednesday. Let it not be said that TB is afraid of progress. Thursday pickin will commence early this week so as to assist those who will be away from their computers later in the week. If I’m too slow getting the new post up for you just email me your picks or go ahead and post them here and I’ll move them over later. This is one innovation I can control and implement. It will be done. And no amount of “Thursday only” lobbying dollars can change my stance.

Actually, that last sentence isn’t at all true.

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Disconnected Thoughts from Highway 49

Quote of the Day     “We’d like to thank Pascagoula for participating in this year’s State Tournament and wish Laurel well in the World Series.”     –P.A. announcer in the 5th inning of the 1983 Dixie Youth Baseball State Tournament championship game, just before Goula came back and won, then won again the following night and sent those rednecks home with the black pants they’d told the state to buy them for the World Series that we wouldn’t be caught dead in

TB had to cruise down to Laurel and Ellisville today. Weaving through traffic and absorbing the scenic landscape dotted with broken down trucks selling satsumas, single wide trailers with FEMA-blue roofs, and the occasional display of muffler yard art, my mind travelled around a bunch of subjects. None of them coalesced into an essay. The Philosobaen section of TB’s brain has already observed “Third Week” and is shut down for awhile I guess.

I heard lots of news about the Citibank bailout. And the other bailouts. And the handouts. It seems some companies with a little political stroke are declaring themselves “banks” and being bumped to the front of the line for some taxpayer cash. This reminded me of an annual celebration they have in Key West at the end of April. Sometime around 1980 (could’ve been 1990 or 70–the blog doesn’t make enough for me to hire a fact checker) Key West seceded from the Union, declared war on the United States, surrendered, and asked for federal aid. All in one day. It makes me wonder if TB could declare himself a bank, declare insolvency and get in line for some of that free money they’re givin away?

I’m not too happy about the way the Sirius-XM merger has gone down. First, Clearchannel used their stroke to delay the merger long enough to cripple both companies. Then Sirius took away all of my favorite channels. I’m totally pissed about the weak imitation of XM cross country twelve that is “outlaw country.” It’s a good station still, but it’s half outlaw and half alt country. I’ve heard all that old school outlaw all I need and what I like best is on my ipod. I want some new stuff man. I’m also disappointed in what they did to the old XM progressive rock/old school college rock stations “Fred, Lucy and Ethel.” And I haven’t heard Jimmy Buffett on “Margaritaville” yet. And do they really need a whole comedy station dedicated to “git-er-done?”

Do people really subscribe to satellite radio for the NFL, MLB, NBA or Oprah? It seems to me both XM and Sirius wasted a bunch of money for stuff that was really just for braggin rights. I get that a lot of people like Stern, but they paid him too much too.

I’ve heard that cows sit down when they know its going to rain. I forgot to look again today if they were sitting before the showers started.

There are a whole lot of rebel flags in the “free state of Jones”. It doesn’t make much sense to TB. I thought they were supposed to be proud of seceding from the Confederacy? As I drove into Ellisville, there was a sign prominently placed warning drivers that “jake brakes” were prohibited in town. First time I’ve seen that. A double wide was being transferred on the interstate between Ellisville and Laurel. The truck was doing about 25 and you couldn’t pass it. All the bathrooms, even the secret ones, were out of order at the Laurel courthouse today. A man came in to the clerk’s office and told the girls they were workin on it. I wasn’t listening, but couldn’t help my ears perkin up when I heard him say they were gonna “git-er-done.” Thank God we kicked Laurel’s ass back in ’83. I’d hate to have the denizens of that godawful place having anything to give me crap about.

I sure do love me some Hardee’s biscuits.

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All-time Pascagoula Football Team

Quote of the Day     

TBuck (Pascagoula cornerback 1987-88)–“Hey, what do y’all think about this? Next year I’m gonna catch a punt and just stand there like it was a fair catch. Everybody will stop, then I’ll take off and score.”

TB (expat Goula blogger 2008)–“Nah, it’ll never work. You’ll get killed.”

Larry–“You better watch that hot doggin.”

                        –approximation of conversation between Terrell Buckley, TB, and Larry while shagging flies at batting practice in 1988, a couple of years before Buckley pulled off the stunt on national TV against Syracuse for 6 points

I posted about legendary Pascagoula tailback Rooster Jones, this past summer. Rooster has proved to be one of the most searched terms that lead people to this blog, and it’s lately been an active source for some great stories and comments. Those stories, Zeek’s enjoyment of the topic, and Quail’s stories inspired me to attempt to name an all-time team from ‘Goula. So far as I know, this has never been done. At least not in writing. I’ll need some help filling it out, and there’s bound to be some debate, but here’s the Official Travellinbaen All-Time Pascagoula Football Team, so far:

QB–It’s gotta be Shane Matthews, class of 1988. A great career at Florida where he led the Gators to their first SEC title and started their dynasty with a little help from Emmitt Smith and Steve Spurrier. He then had a long pro career, mainly with the Chicago Bears.

TB–Rooster of course. If you’re from Pascagoula you refer to him with only one name; in the same category as “Prince” or “Reggie” or “the Babe.”

TB–He was before my time, playing in the 1970’s but considering the career Ben Garry had at USM and in the pros, I figure he should be back there with Rooster. He passed away prematurely a couple of years ago. He’s the all-time rusher at USM, at least he was at the time his obituary was written.

Third down back–Treg Thomas–A Conerly Trophy winner at Delta State, he was considered too small for the Big Three in the late 1990’s. I still think they were wrong.

C–Frankie (Moose) Godfrey–1988; multiyear starter at LSU

OL–Chuck Commiskey–class of 1976; made sure Rooster had some daylight to run to his JUNIOR year, stood out at Ole Miss, in the USFL and the NFL for a lot of years. Seems like I recall the helmet had rubbed off a lot of hair by the time he made it to the Saints. Or maybe I’m thinking of Fourcade.

OL–I can think of a few guys that played in the SEC, but I need some help here. OL is always overlooked by the casual fan. Thunder Thornton probably belongs on the list for his overall contributions to Pascagoula’s cultural scene in addition to his storied Ole Miss career. And of course, his phone book assault of MD at 6 am one fine morning back in the 90’s has to be mentioned. 

OL–Ben Crimm, mid-80’s; played at USM and one of Zeek’s selections.

OL–Allen Bush, an old school pick from Zeek.

TE–Big John Grant, 1988. He would step across the line and take a dump off from Shane and lumber downfield for twenty with three or four guys hanging on his back. Signed with Mississippi State and had his career cut short by injuries. There’s no doubt in my mind he’d have gone pro if he stayed healthy.

WR–Kez McCorvey, 1990. He had a good career with Florida State, then played for the Detroit Lions for a few years.

WR–Larry Taylor, another of Zeek’s picks.

DE–Fred Cook, early 1970’s. Kids in 1970’s Pascagoula were extremely proud to hear our town’s name when the Baltimore Colts played on TV. He recovered 14 fumbles during his 6 year career and was named to All-Pro teams in 1976 and 1977.

DL–Eddie Flora 1988-89. I don’t think things went too well for him after his high school career, but he was the most dominant force I ever saw on the gridiron.

DL–

DE–Keith Joseph, 1988-89. Keith played defensive end opposite Flora in high school and was the second most dominant high school defender I ever saw. He had a good career at linebacker at Mississippi State.

LB–Richard Harvey–early 1980’s. Had a good career at Tulane, then played ten years in the NFL.

LB–Dewayne Curry–played in the 1990’s then went on to an All SEC career at Mississippi State.

CB–Terrell Buckley–He won the Thorpe award at Florida State and had a much better pro career than he’s typically given credit for. Playing mainly for Green Bay, Miami, and New England in a 13 year career. He had 50 interceptions and scored 6 touchdowns, and is credited by Jim Rome for inventing the Lambeau Leap. His 50 picks rank him just outside the all-time NFL top twenty.

CB–Jim Marsalis–He went to Tennessee State and played for the Kansas City Chiefs for 7 years, winning a ring in Super Bowl IV against the Minnesota Vikings. He was All-Pro in 1970 and 1971. That awesome ring was on display in the late 70’s and early 80’s in Pascagoula for all us kids because Jim came home to coach pee wee football and Dixie Youth Baseball when he was finished in the pros.

DB–Lynn Thomas–Played at Pitt and won a Super Bowl ring with the San Francisco 49ers against the Bengals in Super Bowl XVI.

DB–Norris Thomas–Played with the Dolphins in the 1970’s and was TB’s first favorite football card.

I’m counting on Goula fans to help me with the pre 1980’s era and to fill in the blanks. If anyone knows anything about this dominant 1947 Panther team (click), let us know so I can get at least one of their ranks on this prestigious list. Worth noting, according to the video, the 1947 starting Pascagoula QB played quarterback at Ole Miss (JLM–you related to Rocky Byrd?) and in 1950’s Battle for the Golden Egg faced off against his former high school backup Twig Branch.

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A Short Story About Zeek

I have to tell this story on one of our blog contributors because of the little exchange between he, Larry and Sweet over in “Third Week Pickin.”

We must have been about thirteen years old. Sweet, Zeek, Baen, Greeg, Waldo, and RJ, along with Mamoo and Mary B. and maybe a few more had been to the Dome to see the Saints play somebody. I’m not sure if that was the Dolphins game or not, but if it was, there’s another story from this trip that I’ll tell some time. Anyway, Zeek may have to help out on the details, but he got in to an argument with RJ and it spilled over to Waldo. We kids were not yet hip to the intricate manouvers one needs when sober and debating someone of the overserved persuasion. 

I guess Zeek didn’t want to stop and eat, at least not at Baricev’s. So just before we arrived Waldo and RJ ganged up on the kid and said if he was a man he’d stick by his opposition to stopping and he’d sit outside in the car while we all went in to eat. Zeek manned up. The rest of us poured in to Baricev’s (God rest its soul) with nary a glance behind. Mary B and Mamoo pulled up in the second vehicle and were naturally curious about why Zeek was sitting in the car. At that point all hell broke loose between the women and the men. Sweet and I just attacked our plates and stayed out of the fray, looking up only to notice the women had prevailed. Waldo and RJ had to grant Zeke permission to come in and eat with his manhood intact, though to have seen Zeek’s face as he slunk through the door one would not have been so sure.

1983, or thereabouts. It was a good year. And at least some small part of the above happened exactly as I recall it, I’m sure. It was a defining event in the shaping of the code that governs my asshole runnin buddies from Pascagoula. The exchange on the other post is a fine example of that code in action.

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