Ole Miss-Auburn Grovin

With BR and the Comptroller
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Thursday Pickin’ Season III, Week 9

Quote of the Week:

I have found myself anxiously awaiting this day….oddly…” –Harmony

Greetings friends, it’s fall festival/Halloween week here in the TBU, the eve of the big mid-term elections, only two days from the Colbert/Stewart rallies in D.C., and another huge weekend of college football; a time for fear and loathing if there ever was one.

But today is also a day for rejoicing for the TBU finally picked up the pace last week. TB won my POTW (now 4-4 on the season) and collectively we were 13-8 (now 90-82). On bonus picks I was 2-3, leaving my season tally at 14-18-3. Overall we were 26-19 on bonus picks, not too shabby. Five people by my count hit their Dogs o’the week. Kudos to Pitalo, Zeek, TKH, BR and Smily.

Tiny D, after a couple of tough outings lately, resumed her role as Thursday Pickin’s cold-blooded killer last week, not only hitting her POTW, but going 3-0 in bonus picks to bust the curve against all the “all-in” pickers. The standings are below, remember the top 13 in the weekly ledger all won their POTW, bonus picks only in parentheses. Music points went to RSR and MD.

Last week’s results:

  1. Tiny D  (3-0)  68
  2. Fig  (4-1)  68
  3. JLou  (4-1)  68
  4. BW Buzz  (3-1)  62
  5. Zeek  50
  6. TKH  50
  7. BR  50
  8. Flyin’ J  50
  9. Mac  50
  10. Coach TJ  (2-2)  50
  11. TB  (2-3)  44
  12. Pitalo  (2-3)  44
  13. TDW  (1-4)  32
  14. Smily  (2-1)  26
  15. Fish  (3-2)  26
  16. RSR  (all in plus bonus)  15
  17. MD  (all in plus bonus)  15
  18. Larry  10
  19. Sweet  10 (edited to add 5 protest points)
  20. Face  10
  21. Feidt’s Follies  (0-1) 8
  22. Irv  (remembered to post, but not to pick)  1
  23. Harmony  (gettin’ jiggy with it)

Season Standings:

  1. Tiny D  393
  2. BR  350
  3. TDW  335
  4. Smily  329
  5. Fish  310
  6. Pitalo  308
  7. Flyin’ J  304
  8. JLou  301
  9. Larry  298
  10. RSR  291
  11. Fig  291
  12. Face  290
  13. Sweet  281
  14. BW Buzz  274
  15. TB  263
  16. MD  263
  17. CTJ  245
  18. Mac  243
  19. TKH  243
  20. Zeek  221
  21. FF  152
  22. Irv  137

Here are my picks for the week and here’s your link to the odds:

  • Michigan St  +6′
  • Louisville  +9′
  • Tennessee  +17′
  • Arkansas  -21
  • Oregon  -6′

POTW  Missouri  +7′  (DOTW)

My Tunes, and by the way, everybody who works in at least one song related to the Halloween/Fear/Loathing theme gets a two point bump next week:

  • I Put a Spell on You–CCR
  • Scare Easy–Mudcrutch
  • Little Ghost–White Stripes
  • Paranoid–Ozzy
  • SOTW–People Who Died–Jim Carroll Band
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“Mitch” from Dazed and Confused Now Pitching in the World Series!

TB doesn’t watch much big league baseball any more, so I did a double take when I tuned in to tonight’s World Series Game 1 between the Giants and Rangers. Why didn’t anybody tell me Mitch made the show?

He goes by the name Tim Lincecum

Used to be called Mitch

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Rodney, Mississippi’s Ghost Town

Quote of the Day:

The past is not dead. In fact, it’s not even past.” William Faulkner

It’s probably been fifteen years or more since TB first read about the Mississippi ghost town, Rodney. I even tried to go find it once, before the iphone-gps era began, and failed. In fact I damn near failed last week with the gps in hand. A planned thirty minute detour turned in to a couple of hours, but we finally found the place. It was-almost-all I’d hoped for. The town was indeed there, the clapboard Baptist church and the Presbyterian brick church with a Union gunboat cannonball lodged in its face, a couple of decaying homes and several crumbling commercial buildings, the cemetery on the heavily shaded hill, evermore the physical home for the spirits of Rodney. It was like going back in time, intruding silently and respectfully upon a scene from a bygone era. There was only one problem. Noise. A dog began yapping at us from clear across town, piercing the reverential, isolated atmosphere of discovery. Moments later a tractor fired up, it’s motor painfully loud in comparison with the stillness of our arrival, now lost. As ghost towns go, there were suddenly way too damn many living beings around for my taste.

It turns out Rodney isn’t now and apparently never has been completely abandoned. Internet accounts mention an old spinster who never left and who at least as recently as the 2000’s loved to meet explorers in town and regale them with tales of her lost city. Whether she yet remains I do not know, but someone with a small herd of cattle and a large fleet of pickup trucks and one loud-ass dog does indeed live at the edge of town. I could abide this intrusion into my idyllic vision of the perfect Mississippi ghost town, but the other interlopers were worse, for they are changing the place with their infernal racket. A hunting club has taken up residence on the north side of town, bringing tractors, trailers and congestion to my erstwhile abandoned historical curiosity. They even closed ingress to Rodney from the only way I could find in there via internet search, though my trusty gps easily found another route.

Rodney, I learned from the eight historical markers surrounding the brick church, was once perched above the Mississippi River, which explains how that cannonball could’ve made it, since the river now flows miles away. This also explains why the town dried up. They lost the river and then the railroad went through Fayette. The signs, and the historical markers for that matter, also told me that Rodney was once a town of consequence. Located north of Natchez and south of Port Gibson, it lies in the geographical center of the area that made antebellum Mississippi wealthy and influential through slave-labor based agriculture. Only a few miles away is the famed Windsor ruins, once among the grandest of American castles. Rodney was once a town of such notability that when President Zachary Taylor learned of his election as President of the United States, he happened to be sitting in a Rodney parlor.

If you have ever seen the movie “Big Fish” there is a scene with a lost village that comes immediately to mind when you get to Rodney. A whole network of city streets is still identifiable, though they are now only grassy pathways. The Presbyterian church could still be made usable, if anyone wanted it to be. The Baptist church and even a couple of the houses could still be saved. I hope they are too, but never for any practical purpose. Rodney is a beautiful place, still mostly empty, and the right person or group with a little imagination and a lot of money could turn the place into our own little version of Williamsburg. But closer to real. And without paving the roads leading in. Thus allowing the ghosts to linger, if they like, still near enough to sense. At least, to sense after the dog is fed and the tractor shuts down.

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Hey Gin Blossoms…..This Just In…..

Quote of the Day:

It’s great to be here at the….what is this? Natchez balloon fair midway? (derisive chuckle) Can somebody get a deep fried Snickers to the stage?”     —lead singer of the Gin Blossoms, ol’ whatshisname

As TB was sayin’, this just in, Gin Blossom dude……your little band has a few decent tunes, good enough for us to come hear ’em and to remind us of the early 90’s and our wasted youth, but not even on the radar of making our top 5000 ipod-worthy tunes, so don’t be mockin’ me and mine when we come out to help you make a little Raman Noodle money amidst your free-fall to obscurity. We clear?

TB and the gang get out to see live tunage just about any time its feasible. Occasionally we see a great band in its prime, but being that we live somewhat off the big venue path, we are a lot more likely to see performers whose moment in the limelight is behind them. The bands who have tasted arena-tours and are now relegated to the bar and festival scene handle things in two ways–some just dig playin’ their tunes and continue to belt it out and soak up the joy from the crowd and others, like the Gin Blossoms are bitter, believing they deserve better, are misunderstood and too good for the small market peons.

In just the last few years I’ve seen guys like Elvis Costello and Delbert McClinton just air it out. I saw Stone Temple Pilots with MD in Chicago blow the windows out of nearby buildings playing tunes made famous around the same time as the Gin Blossoms were enjoying their moment. I’ve seen hipster icon Ben Folds play to a Sunday crowd in a backwater town treat the fans like we were in on the joke with him, rather than the butt of it. Dudes that love to play, that make you love to hear their stuff even more after the show than you did before. Bands that will keep making solid cash for years to come because they respect the people who put that cash in their pockets.

And then I saw the Gin Blossoms in Natchez. At the Great Mississippi River Balloon Race, by the way, with about ten thousand people present, a helluva lot more than what they normally draw I’m fairly certain. Well, that’s how many were there at first. Each time the band made an insulting/pseudo-clever remark, a couple hundred peeled away and each time they tried to force feed us two crummy “new” tunes in a row they lost even more.

“Hey doesn’t anybody in this town know how to get the lights right?” “Will somebody please fix the sound!” Sorry dude, you looked and sounded bad, but the lights and mics were fine.

“We just came here to chew gum and kick ass, and we’re all out of gum (band snickers).” Really? Ten thousand people blank stared him for that one.

“What, did they run out of wine coolers or something?” No dude, we’re not rockin’ out because we came to hear “Hey Jealousy”, not those last three ballads you wrote on the bus, err, in the van last week.

Let me give you some professional advice Gin Blossoms and all you other bands on the way back down. There’s a lot of career yet to live if you do it right. The festivals ain’t so bad. I’ve got Delbert and Elvis and Ben and STP on my Ipod, put more songs on in fact after I saw ’em. Embrace your hits. Play the biggest ones for ten minutes or more in concert–you can always mix it up by throwin’ a little “Mustang Sally” after the guitar solo and before the fifth repetition of the chorus. I guarantee you that’ll keep us dancin’, wine coolers or not. Thank the people–you don’t even have to mean it, but if you can convince yourself you really do mean it, we’ll feel it. And don’t convince yourself we’re too damn stupid to miss the veiled insults between songs. I’ll follow you down, after all, but not that far.

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Thursday Pickin’ Season III, Week 8

Quote of the Week:

I do what I can with what I have. (which sux if you’re me. And I am.)”     —Zeek

TB’s been busy this week. Meaning, busier than usual. Too busy to do my normal routine, which includes TCB and TCB (takin’ care o’bizness, and takin’ care o’blog). So once again you get the preamble-free version of Thursday Pickin’.

TB lost my fourth POTW in a row last week, and I’m now underwater at 3-4 on the year. I went 3-2 on bonus picks moving my season total to 13-14-3. The TBU went 11-10 on POTW’s moving our collective season mark to 67-64. On bonus picks we were 19-27 and it would’ve been much worse without BW Buzz and Irv coming through. TKH and Sweet hit their DOTW’s and the music points went to JLou and Fig.

Last week’s results, remember the top 11 won their POTW, bonus results only in parentheses:

  1. SmilyJ  (2-1)  56
  2. Sweet  (all in plus bonus to stay with Smily)  56
  3. Face  56
  4. Flyin’ J  56
  5. RockStarRambler  56
  6. BR  56
  7. Larry  56
  8. Pitalo  (2-3 plus bonus point to stay ahead of biggest loser  BW Buzz)  45
  9. TKH  (0-1)  45
  10. Fig  (1-4 plus music bonus plus BWBuzz bonus)  45
  11. TDW (0-5–really got saved by BW Buzz)  45
  12. BW Buzz  (4-0)  44
  13. Irv  (3-0)  38
  14. TB  (3-2)  26
  15. JLou  (2-3 plus music bonus  19)
  16. Zeek  (0-1)  14
  17. Fish  (0-1)  14
  18. Mac  10
  19. MD  10
  20. Coach TJ  (1-3)  8
  21. Tiny D  (1-3)  8
  22. FF  (overslept til Sunday)

Season Standings:

  1. Tiny D  325
  2. Smily  303
  3. TDW  303
  4. BR  300
  5. Larry  288
  6. Fish  284
  7. Face  280
  8. RSR  276
  9. Sweet  266
  10. Pitalo  264
  11. Flyin’ J  254
  12. MD  253
  13. JLou  233
  14. Fig  223
  15. TB  219
  16. BW Buzz  212
  17. CTJ  195
  18. TKH  193
  19. Mac  193
  20. Zeek171
  21. Feidt’s Follies  144
  22. Irv  136
  23. Harmony  (the best DJ any Thursday Picker ever had)

Here are my picks for this week and here’s your link to the odds:

  • Penn State  -9′
  • Tennessee  +16′
  • LSU  +6  (Dog o’ the week)
  • Georgia  -4
  • DAbears  +9′

POTW–Michigan State  -5

My tunes, to help me find a little more time in the day:

  • 10 Seconds to Love–Crue
  • Lovin’ Every Minute of It–Loverboy
  • In the Midnight Hour–Wilson Pickett
  • Beautiful Day–U2
  • No Time–The Guess Who

SOTW, Elvis and the TCB Band

Now that all you Bear fans have a tear in your eye, let me add a little levity

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Great Mississippi River Balloon Race

Natchez, Mississippi, a beautiful day
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Bears and Eagles and Elephants, oh my

Quote of the Day:

Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?
Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That’s easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy’s a dog. He’s definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There’s no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: He can’t be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie: Wagon Train’s a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Vern: Oh, God. That’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?

–Stand By Me (1986)

Just so I have all this straight……

Alabama’s icon is the Bear, they call themselves the Tide and their mascot is an elephant.

Auburn is officially the Tigers, but yell “war eagle” and are known as Plainsmen.

Tennessee is orange for chrissakes and call themselves the Volunteers but their mascot is a dog.

LSU is a tiger but they do that because of what a group of rebels called themselves, not the actual animal. And LSU hates the Rebels.

Now Ole Miss, who was once the Flood, but are revered as the Rebels are represented by a Bear. But Bama is still an elephant, right?

Just checkin’. The more I think about it, the more I think “Rebel Bear” makes perfect sense.

Go State!

(gamecocks)

(blank stare)

Bonus Song o’the Day, in honor of the Bear being unveiled against the, um Bear’s team, OM finally has a new fight song to replace “From Dixie With Love” between the third and fourth quarters.

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Thursday Pickin’ Season III, Week 7

Quote of the Week:

I want 7000 points and a statue erected in my honor.” –Mac-a-licious

TB can hardly believe we have already reached the midway point of TPSIII. It was a glorious week 6 of college football. My Bullies stomped a mudhole in Houston and ‘Bama lost to South Carolina. You really can’t ask for more than that in an autumn weekend. But to every yin there must be yang and so it was in this case. The Bama defeat, coupled with the spread defeat of their loathsome cousins from the Plains resulted in yet another painful week of pickin’ as these loser choices were popular with not only TB but a large percentage of the population here in the TBU. So be it. No pain, no gain.

On the upside, for you degenerate gamblers out there with access to a legal Vegas book that accepts straight-up bets, the TBU nailed an unheard of eight dogs’o the week. Considering not everyone chose a DOTW, the success rate there was near fifty percent. With the favorable payoff odds, in Vegas where this sort of thing is legal, one would’ve made a considerable chunk of change last weekend by following us all, even considering our lackluster performance on the scored picks.

There were 9 POTW winners who as always are listed in the weekly standings below as one through nine, with only their bonus picks in parentheses. Mac tied and the rest lost. TB falls to 3-3 on the season on POTW’s and 12-15-3 on bonus picks. Overall we were 26-33 on bonus picks. The collective TBU is now 65-65 on POTW’s for the season. Standings to follow, congrats to JLou and Flyin’ J for pickin’ up the tunage points.

Last week’s results:

  1. Smily J  (3-1)  62
  2. Sweet  (all in plus make-up points to stay with Smily)  62 (DOTW winner)
  3. Larry  62 (DOTW winner)
  4. RSR  62  (DOTW winner)
  5. MD  62  (DOTW winner)
  6. JLou  (3-2 plus music bonus)  61
  7. Fish  (2-3)  44
  8. Daily Wit  (2-3)  44
  9. Pitalo  (0-5 plus bonus points to stay ahead of Mac)  34
  10. Mac  (all in tie, plus bonus point to stay ahead of biggest loser)  33  (DOTW winner)
  11. Tiny D  (3-1)  32
  12. Feidt’s Follies  (3-1)  32
  13. BR  (1-0)  26  (DOTW winner)
  14. Face  (3-2)  26
  15. TB  (2-3)  14  (DOTW winner)
  16. TKH (1-2)  14
  17. Fig  10
  18. Zeek  10
  19. BW Buzz (1-3)  8
  20. Coach TeaJay  (1-3)  8
  21. Flyin’ J  (1-4 plus bonus)  7
  22. Irv  (really is making signs for the Keep Fear Alive Rally)
  23. Harmony  (the best cheerleader any Thursday Picker ever had)

Season Standings:

  1. Tiny D  317
  2. Fish  270
  3. TDW  258
  4. Smily J  247
  5. BR  244
  6. MD  243
  7. Larry  232
  8. Face  224
  9. RSR  220
  10. Pitalo  219
  11. JLou  214
  12. Sweet  210
  13. Flyin’ J  198
  14. TB  193
  15. CTJ  187
  16. Mac  183
  17. Fig  178
  18. BW Buzz  168
  19. Zeek  157
  20. TKH  148
  21. FF  144
  22. Irv  98

Here are my picks for Week 7 and here’s your link to the odds:

  • Ole Miss  +20′
  • Texas  +9′
  • Arkansas  +4  (DOTW)
  • Rutgers  -7
  • Purdue  -5′

POTW  South Carolina  -4′

My Tunes:

  • Middle of the Road–Pretenders
  • Out Here in the Middle–Robert Earl Keen
  • Middle Man–The Bottle Rockets
  • Somewhere in the Middle–Jason Boland

SOTW  Stuck in the Middle with You–Stealers Wheel

And an iconic “middle” image, dedicated to Nick Saban

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Things Not Amplified Upon

Quote of the Day:

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” –George Carlin

TB got something in my eye last night as I watched the first Chilean miner emerge from that skinny, slow-moving Earth rocket. A beautiful moment and an experience better left undwelled upon. I’d like to do a goof on this story, and if they get everybody out safely I might.

“Gamecocks.” I have a Facebook friend who is ending every post this week by saying “gamecocks.” It cracks me up every time. Example: “Woohoo, still celebrating ‘Bama’s loss on Saturday! Gamecocks!” Another example:  “had a delicious meal with friends tonight and now watching Dancing with the Stars. Gamecocks.” One more for good measure: “I am glued to the TV watching these miners get rescued. Gamecocks.” Funny, no?

Brett Favre. Them Favres. Damn. (blank stare) Gamecocks.

So it turns out an agent has written a tell-all article in Sports Illustrated. It seems he and other agents routinely pay college football players in violation of NCAA rules and probably an assortment of state and federal statutes. Gamecocks.

Your neighbor’s house catches fire. The sumbitch owes you seventy-five bucks from the Alabama-South Carolina game. Your high pressure water pump is working just fine and you just happened to have a hose already stretched out to his yard. But he can damn well afford to pay that bet…..

I think one of Generation X’s greatest contributions to the world (the lesser list) was the high five. Dan Patrick said this morning on his radio show that at a certain age the high five is no longer appropriate. You are wrong, Dan. You’re still awesome, but wrong. PS, we gave the world a million new uses for the word awesome too. Sure we ruined “gay”, but “awesome” is way more um, awesome anyway. High five! Gamecocks.

Well, I just scanned through my Twitter feed and it seems that The Daily Wit and Sarah Silverman are moving ahead with Chilean miner gags. While I still prefer to wait and make sure this all ends well, as a true believer of freedom of speech, freedom of choice and a great line, I must reprint these two tweets in this space:

From Silverman: SarahKSilverman RT @TheSteveAgee “Good news, I’m over my fear of shitting in front of people now!” #MinersFirstWords

and TDW: SonOfSisyphus “@i_GreyKing: Who’s miner with the wife & mistress? I can’t wait 4 that confrontion !”/That miner may not come out. “I’m good down here thx”

Gamecocks.

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