Quote of the Day:
Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?
Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That’s easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy’s a dog. He’s definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There’s no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: He can’t be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie: Wagon Train’s a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Vern: Oh, God. That’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?
–Stand By Me (1986)
Just so I have all this straight……
Alabama’s icon is the Bear, they call themselves the Tide and their mascot is an elephant.
Auburn is officially the Tigers, but yell “war eagle” and are known as Plainsmen.
Tennessee is orange for chrissakes and call themselves the Volunteers but their mascot is a dog.
LSU is a tiger but they do that because of what a group of rebels called themselves, not the actual animal. And LSU hates the Rebels.
Now Ole Miss, who was once the Flood, but are revered as the Rebels are represented by a Bear. But Bama is still an elephant, right?
Just checkin’. The more I think about it, the more I think “Rebel Bear” makes perfect sense.
Bonus Song o’the Day, in honor of the Bear being unveiled against the, um Bear’s team, OM finally has a new fight song to replace “From Dixie With Love” between the third and fourth quarters.