Gone

Quote of the Day:

Reading isn’t good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn’t hit home runs. So I gave up reading. –Babe Ruth

The boy stood in the circle and stared out from the brim of his hat toward the small hill. He removed his helmet just long enough to flick sweat away from his brow. As he focused on timing the next offering from the mound, he suddenly felt the urge to pee. It wasn’t too pressing a matter, but part of his brain considered the problem of preventing a loosening while he would be otherwise mentally preoccupied in the box, even as he realized this recurring issue had never yet ended in humiliation. Most of his attention remained focused on the next pitch. A curveball. No help. He looked out once more at the alignment of the middle infielders and depth of the outfield, squinting against the harsh August afternoon sun, and visualized dropping one in the assorted holes. Ball four. Bases loaded. He was up. He felt the timeless fears creep up. Of getting out, of letting down his team, of embarrassment, that he might get hit. He shunted the negativity aside, in the process pushing his need to pee a little further to the edges of consciousness, and determined to bring in some runs. A home run would be nice, but he wasn’t greedy. “God just let me make good contact and if you wouldn’t mind, let one of them dudes boot it so we can get some runs. I promise I’ll be a good Christian from now on. Amen.”

The boy covered ten steps or so to the plate while scanning the field for any last-minute position changes. Although the odds were against it mattering, he judged the distance of the fences too, and what it would take to reach them. He reached the batter’s box and turned his back on the pitcher, kicking dirt off the plate in a flourish before shuffling to the back of the box. He planted his back foot dramatically on the chalk and twisted, in the process obliterating the neat line meant to signify the farthest point back one might stand. Then he slid his foot a couple of inches past where the white had lately, tidily met red dirt. Looking down the third base line he took a signal from the Coach and nodded in return assuredly, conspiratorially. The look was a bluff more intended for Coach than opponent. He hadn’t listened when they went over signals, too busy considering the momentous opportunity before him. Besides, it was almost always “hit away,” and he saw no reason it wouldn’t be this time. Mimicking the big-leaguers he refused to (completely) idolize only because he expected some day to be competing amongst them, the boy rhythmically tapped his cleats at the bottom of a 180 degree arc with his 32 ounce, partially flattened on one side of the sweet spot aluminum bat, one foot then the other to clear them of clay and then he finally dug in for the first pitch.

A strike, right down the middle. He wished he’d been able to time the fastball before standing at the plate. That was his pitch. But there was nothing to be done, and now he knew the fastball couldn’t get by him. If this cat could get the curve over he was in trouble, but another heater like that and he’d hit one of those outfield gaps. The curve ball came and he checked his swing, but didn’t go around. He thought it was a strike, but got the call. One and one. This guy was good. He forgot about the curve since he couldn’t do much but fight it off anyway. I’ll get another fastball, he was suddenly certain.

Time seemed to pause. It was almost imperceptible. But the instant the next pitch took flight he knew. When he thought back about the moment later he visualized himself with an atomic grin flashing only in the millisecond when time stood still. From joy to anger and back again every fiber in his body sprung. A fastball, low and on a line between the inner third of the plate and the middle. Seemingly of its own accord, the bat came round, the muscles danced as one from shoulders to hips to wrists, the eyes locked, the brain silent and the soul exultant. The boy got all of it. There was no doubt. He felt the confirming echo of perfection course through the metal and into his forearms. Without looking he sensed the catcher and umpire rise in admiration. In his mind flashing like the neon lights of a Vegas jackpot  was a single word, “GONE.”

His legs knew, striding down the first base line at only three-quarter tempo. He lost sight of the ball after it cleared the fence and it was just as well because he had to look down quickly to find first base before he missed it. Realizing the first baseman had put his hand out in congratulation just in time he thrust his arm back to make contact and eased his pace back just a bit more. It was important to run out a home run at the proper speed–too fast made you look like a rookie, overly excited and even surprised at success; too slow and you showed up the pitcher and looked like an arrogant jerk. The boy preferred to err on the side of speed, but he wanted to get the pace just right. And not to smile. Which was hard when the shortstop was grinning at you and offering five. He’d learned it looked worse to suppress a smile than just to go on and grin for a second, so he gave him five and looked down to his shoes which always seemed to help him regain the cool. In route to third he felt a little guilty slapping hands with the next guy. Hell, he just looked away when the bad guys went deep. He didn’t mind being a good sport after the game, but now wasn’t the time. “Oh well, that’s their problem,” he thought.

So it was a relief when on rounding third he had only teammates to face. For the first time since commencing his stroke, his senses took note again of sound, cheering. He reveled in the borderline overenthusiastic back slap from his third base coach and then let all pretense of stoicism drop as he approached the mob of friends waiting at home plate. He hadn’t let them down. Relief began to mingle with joy. They tugged at his shirt and smacked his helmet and led him in triumph back to the dugout where a few minutes later a little kid would show up with his souvenir. If he hurried he could pee before it got there.

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Happy Independence Day From Oxford

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Rockin Out Old School

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Guns, Pigeonholes and Intellectual Honesty

Quote of the Day:

It is the spirit, and not the form of  law that keeps justice alive.” –Earl Warren

An interesting opinion was handed down yesterday by the United States Supreme Court. By a 5-4 margin, broken down along ideological lines, the Court ruled that Americans have the right to own a handgun which cannot be abrogated by Cities or States in the name of gun control. Conservatives are jubilant, liberals are angry, or so the drivel spewed by the American press would have us assume. Speaking for myself, a liberal thinker disinterested in cheap political labels, I think they got it right. Media, pundits and talkers…..you oughta know by now, you can’t pigeonhole me.

Because I agree with the Court that the law should have been stricken, don’t mistake me for a “pro gun rights” type. The truth is I hate handguns. From what I’ve read over the years handguns cause exponentially more deaths and injuries from accidental discharge and heat of passion killings by non-criminals than they save in crime prevention. And countries with handgun prohibitions typically have far lower murder rates. I think America’s handgun obsession is misguided at best. However I believe in upholding the Constitution and the rule of law, and that includes the laws I don’t like.

All of our freedoms come with risk. The prohibition against unreasonable searches and seizures puts us at risk of a terror cell keeping itself hidden as it plans attacks. Freedom of speech allows all manner of hateful, traitorous personalities a chance to gain strength through recruitment and intimidation. Freedom of religion means groups like the Moonies and their wingnut newspaper the Washington Times can operate without fear of recrimination. And the right to bear arms allows us the means to go around killing one another in every manner besides self-defense or defense from tyranny. Why some self-professed liberals are able to stomach the risks of some civil liberties but not others is an inconsistency I can’t abide. Our only real option is a constitutional amendment changing the text of Number 2. And we all know that ain’t happening so let’s forget gun control. The people have spoken.*

Ahh, but those devoted acolytes of Limbaugh and Beck, they have their own inconsistencies. This decision was activist! It was an assertion of Federal Control and Superiority! It attacked States Rights! Where are the conservative complaints? One must not, if he is to be intellectually honest, only complain of an abrogation of states rights when the courts rule against their personal views. The decision reached yesterday was a classic case of activism. There has been no longstanding precedent on state action on gun control. The ruling was based mainly on a selective reading of history, a reading thoroughly and effectively challenged in the dissent.

As for those “originalists” among the conservative crowd, the ones who are often heard in times like now when a Supreme Court nominee is being vetted by the Senate, why these originalists and strict constructionists must decry this ruling most loudly. For they believe, unlike Elena Kagan and Thurgood Marshall, that the original Constitution was not a “flawed document.” Do they realize that the original Constitution applied only to the Federal Government and not to the States? That the States, under the original document, could in fact restrict freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and the right to bear arms, for example, in any way they chose? This was a major flaw in the original document. The flaw was corrected not merely by the fourteenth amendment, but by an expansive, some say activist reading of the amendment, that forced the states to afford the same rights for its citizens which the federal government was precluded from restricting. The expansive, activist approach is responsible for the end of Jim Crow and many other forms of discrimination. It wasn’t “strict adherence” to the original flawed document, but it was right and it was just.

The court’s activism yesterday was likewise right, based on overwhelming public opinion in the U.S. and on a broad, expansive, activist view of the Bill of Rights and the 14th amendment.

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*I think it would be interesting if some politician came along who said, “I’m a strict constructionist and a patriot. I believe in the Second Amendment, as it is written. The government cannot restrict anyone from owning a gun, ever. However, if you own one you must sign up for the state militia and be subject to being called out for duty at any time.”

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You’re Damn Right, I’m Pissed

Quote of the Day:

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rage at closing of  day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”     —Dylan Thomas

About six weeks ago TB woke up sore. You know that kind of sore you get when you’re in pretty good shape, or like when you’re a kid, and you exerted a lot of energy and you wake up the next day sore? Good sore? That ain’t at all what I felt.

Well, actually I DID feel that way. The only problem was, I hadn’t exerted any energy whatsoever the day before. Hell the entire month before, for that matter. I put it out of my head.

Until the next day. It was there again. Again and again, four or five days a week I’m feeling it. I’ve had to face the fact. I’m getting sore from sleeping. Holy crap, that pisses me off. I don’t even hit 4-0 for another month and a half. But long time readers know, I’m an anticipator. Apparently my whole being is, my physical baen as well as my accursed travellinbrain.  My body decided to get a head start on the milestone.

It so happened that I was advised twice within the same week of the onset of soreness that I ought to start exercising again. I’m not getting any younger, you know? And coincidence continued to layer upon coincidence. After several years of generally declining or stable weight, I suddenly shot up ten pounds over the course of one gluttonous weekend. Ten freakin’ pounds? I didn’t do anything that bad. Yeah, there were do-nuts and pizza and a few beers even, but come on. Ten pounds? And they stuck? Yeah, that pissed me off too. But contrary to the opinion of almost everyone I’ve ever known, I listen to good advice, even take it sometimes.

And this was one of those times. Hey, forty ain’t dead, right? No need to take all these attacks from my aging bones lying down, right? So out into the hottest part of the day I charged, hundred degree temperatures and hundred percent humidities be damned. I was pissed, I wasn’t scared. I did run, true, but not out of fear–out of rage. For over a month now I’ve been out there struggling, fighting, suffering. What has it gotten me? Well, I’m a damn sight hungrier all the time, so I haven’t drop any pounds. I’m a little happier I guess, since I now attribute that morning soreness to my run the day before, though I still pause occasionally to consider how it makes my shoulders ache. And I was even beginning to make some real progress, feeling the strength in my ever-protesting legs, the tautness of my lungs.

Then last week my hip came disjointed as I tried to extend myself  a little too far. I was irritated, but not totally pissed. I was due a few days off and I thought it would be nice to let the body recover. Then today I hit the course with gusto, and new shoes. I felt good, global heating be damned. I was going to easily hit that mark I’d been shooting for last week when the hip gave way. I was oblivious of the pain, the heat, the egg sucking, mentally planning my future, a lengthy, prosperous future, and humming a loop of a Hayes Carll tune I recently heard. When suddenly, a sharp pain shot up through my calf. I tried to walk it off, but it wasn’t a cramp. A pulled muscle, I guess. I stared blankly to the sky, but received only blankness in response. Boy oh boy, am I pissed.

But I’m not beaten. I’m not even dreading my 40th any more. It already came, calendar be damned, like a thief in the night some six weeks ago. What’s done is done. I’ve read on Facebook and heard from friends how great their birthdays are this year, so many I’ve known for so long turning 40 along with me in 2010. They are all handling it with graceful aplomb. They have embraced it, spoken of their joy, of their excitement, of their blessings. Not me, I’m fightin’ it. I’m pissed about it. I don’t like it. And I’m not scared of it any more either. No matter how much pain it continues to inflict. I’ll be back out there next week dammit.

In the meantime, I’m goin’ to Buffett with Little Boy. Take that, 40.

Your move.

Bonus Quote of the Day:

(laughing) “I never noticed how much gray you’ve got. Boy are you going gray! Well, at least you’re not losing it. Yet.” TB’s very old Dad, about three weeks ago, without any provocation or justification whatsoever

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Sorry

Quote of the Day:

The eminent statesman, Joe Barton, speaking the truth as he sees it, indeed the truth of how 99% of the GOP sees it as well as probably half of the Democratic Party, has reminded us all that what we need in this country is not recrimination, not the blame game, not responsibility for one’s actions, but rather a tone of reconciliation. TB is inspired. I have a few apologies I’d like to make.

Dear BP, TB is sorry too. I’m sorry our country isn’t seizing every damn one of your assets and thumping your Tory supporters on both sides of the pond right in their upturned noses.

Dear World, I’m sorry we don’t appreciate soccer enough and I’m sorry that we don’t call it football or futbol or whatever. I’m sorry I don’t even know who the hell came up with a nonsense word like soccer. However, if we continue to take the best shots your refs can throw at us and still whip your collective asses, especially if we do it in the bottom of the last inning like we did today, I have a feeling that we will start to come around.

Dear Sarah Palin, I’m sorry I have begrudged your fame and fortune. The truth is you deserve everything coming to you, and so does our nation.

Dear President Obama, I’m sorry General McChrystal said bad things about you. You should fire his ass, because what he has done has serious constitutional implications. And though it is a completely separate issue, I’m sorry that what he said held so much truth. Please get off your ass and fire the appeasers in your inner circle.

Dear General McChrystal, I’m sorry you got your ass fired. I’m sorry you didn’t just resign in the first place, and then blast the administration, which would have not only been honorable but would’ve had more impact in affecting the policies and the politicians determining those policies than taking the dangerous, dishonorable route that you chose.

Dear Governor Barbour, I’m sorry the oil spill has caused you to go on record with all those asinine statements that will prevent you from becoming President in 2012. You are probably the sanest and smartest dude on your team. I’m sorry we’ll now get stuck with Newt or Sarah or Beck or the like.

Dear Sandra Bullock, I’m sorry that I don’t think you’re all that hot. I do think you’re better looking than Palin, though I must admit, she’s politics hot. I’m sorry I don’t know much about Jesse James–and just to be clear–it’s not the wrasslin’ Jesses James is it? And I’m sorry that chick-kiss didn’t work out for you. It was a pretty good idea though.

Dear “Get Him to the Greek”, I’m sorry I was busy wiping the Diet Coke that came flying out of my nose away during the “fur stroking/Jeffrey” scene and might have missed a joke or two.  And Dear Judd Apatow, I’m sorry you haven’t discovered me yet–really sorry–I have some good material for you.

Dear Congressman Barton, You are one sorry sonofabitch.

There I feel better. I should apologize more often. Good for the soul and whatnot.

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Goin Down t’the Crossroads

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Still Shackin Up

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Shackin Up Tonight

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Game 7

Quote of the Day:
An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promise.” –Red Auerbach
Begrudging congrats to the Lakers. That was a helluva game last night. Ugly, but great. Those dudes on both teams were playing about as hard as you can imagine–like the whole season was coming down to one game. They played like teams I remember watching back in the day used to instead of a bunch of spoiled multi-millionaires in a hurry to get back to their posse, which is how a lot of folks view NBA players these days.
I even respect Kobe more now. His offense was shut down, so he turned to his D and to passing, just like Bird and Magic used to do and that keyed the Laker win. The Kobe I used to know, like last week, would’ve sulked and the Lakers would’ve lost. He didn’t score big points, but he came through. So too, Ron Artest, heretofore with only the legacy of being the game’s greatest thug. Last night he added a new heading to his bio–Game 7 hero.

In the end, the Lakers won because the Celtics’ old legs couldn’t keep up any more. They played like veterans with one last chance ought to. For three quarters they dictated the pace, held on to a slim lead and seemed poised for the victory. Then in the 4th period they found their bodies unwilling, nay, unable to take that extra step on defense that is the difference between a stop and a foul. As the Lakers marched to the free throw line over and over, the Green tried to take advantage of the pause to recharge. Several times they looked like they had one last run and if Ron Artest hadn’t drained that last three pointer with twenty seconds left, I believe one of the old leprechauns of yesteryear was ready to work some magic.

Though I heartily enjoyed the Celtics championship of two years ago, I think this game even more has a chance to bring me back to the NBA. Maybe it was the near conquest by a bunch of old guys, underdogs, and wearing my colors. Maybe I’m just getting old and sentimental myself. But I think it’s mainly because the players on both teams just wanted to win. I know they ain’t giving back those millions and I don’t expect that of them. I just relish seeing great athletes play the game to win, with the money out of their minds for a few hours. That’s what we saw last night. A classic.

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