Comments on: The Traditional Media’s War on Third Week

By: Jessie Lou

Jessie Lou — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:48:15 +0000

I’d forgotten about this concept but it absolutely applies to my husband’s line of work – he and his business partner (my cousin) say nothing gets done between Thanksgiving and Christmas – however, the demands are in high supply. People just do not want to work during this time of the year.

By: calicobebop

calicobebop — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:12:27 +0000

I’m all about the holidays – commercialized or otherwise. Sign me up!

By: Harmony

Harmony — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:59:57 +0000

I’ve searched both my heart and conscience and they are full of greed. Let us not spread the word, but joyously bask in this knowledge alone. Media declaration will break down the joy to be had in Third Week. People everywhere will declare their own prospective rights to enjoy such a glorious event, calendars will be marked and sick days used. Corporations will buckle under the pressure forcing our government to declare Third Week an official Holiday. When once Third Week allowed those in the know to slack off, boosting the moral of the do-gooders by giving them a chance to pick up where they have left off effectively allowing the wheels of corporate America to keep on turning, we will be at stand still. The loss of Moral will cost the do-gooders greatly as they will feel a sense of hopelessness. Christmas sales will plummet, while the children of the world will wail simultaneously come Christmas morning. In years to come crime will meet it’s all time high, as the Children of the Scorn seek redemption. Before you know it, time will cease to exist and Third Week will forever be blamed and without time no one will ever again be able to pin point exactly when Third Week took place. It’s quite the travesty.

Or it could go another way. You never know.

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:45:38 +0000

Whoops, I meant, I do support the cause.

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:45:14 +0000

Unfortunately I don’t live in a world where Third Week exists. While you guys enjoy the lazy holiday period, I work my @$$ off.

I don’t support the cause though. Somebody has to get to do nothing!

By: The Daily Wit

The Daily Wit — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:38:32 +0000

Take heart. O’Reilly included a report on the War on Third Week in his kickoff coverage of the War Against Christmas.

I just decided that I’m going to start a war against Hispanics named Jesus to see if Fox will declare that there’s a War Against Jesus.

If Obama declares a War Against Using The Term “War Against,” will Tea Baggers declare a War Against The War Against Using The Term “War Against”? Because I’m against that.