Comments on: Reinventing Football With Modern Day Politicos

By: sweet

sweet — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:48:30 +0000

MD, looking at your percentages, those teams will suck

By: Jessie Lou

Jessie Lou — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:59:31 +0000

Well, I’m laughing at both of you.

By: Madd Dawg

Madd Dawg — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:49:59 +0000

My intent, as always, is not to be funny but, rather, to point out the ridiculous nature of left-wing causes.

By: Workinbaen

Workinbaen — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:35:01 +0000

I ain’t gonna lie md, my stuff is funnier. No royalties for you.

By: Madd Dawg

Madd Dawg — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:28:49 +0000

Lib—Beer will not be sold at the games either as stats show that men who drink are more likely to engage in spousal abuse, and women who drink are more likely to engage in behavior that they later regret. Further, beer consumption leads to increased flatulation which is bad for the environment and causes global warming.

Obviously no meat products will be sold at the game as the league will not encourage the slaughter of animals. In fact, no foods which are high in fat content will be sold at the game as those are bad for you. No bottled water will be sold as those create too much waste, but feel free to drink from the sinks in the bathroom.

Boy, this is going to be great!!!

By: Madd Dawg

Madd Dawg — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:10:46 +0000

Lib—and of course we will use affirmative action to pick all of the players as that is really the only fair way to do it. If tryouts based upon skill level caused the roster to be any different, that would obviously be the result of some unfair advantage.
And each position will be analyzed separately for each team so that one race would not be concentrated at one position and left out of another. Therefore, 12% of players at each position on each team must be african-american, 13% of players at each position on each team must be hispanic, and 2% of players at each position on each team musy be of Asian descent with thre rest being Caucasian.

By: Zeek

Zeek — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:17:02 +0000

You got that right!!!

By: workinbaen

workinbaen — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:27:06 +0000

Good thing politicians and talk show hosts weren’t involved in football rulemaking I’d say.

By: Madd Dawg

Madd Dawg — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:24:23 +0000

Lib–Fine. And teams will not be allowed to have playbooks, coaches or hold any practices. That will make sure that planning, responsibility, organization, strategy and hard work is not rewarded in this league.

By: travellinbaen

travellinbaen — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:48:30 +0000

Con–It’s a deal, but in the event an unimportant player, like say, someone who is not the quarterback, begins to excel they will either be turned in to a quarterback immediately or they will be forced to wear leg weights to slow them down and thus restrict their upward mobility.