Comments on: TB’s Exclusive Interview Series–Ben Franklin

By: Jessie Lou

Jessie Lou — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:11:08 +0000

I think MJ is a very sad situation and what a shock! But I bet you could have a funny conversation with him TB…..especially on the crotch grabbing. If one becomes the most perfect version of himself in heaven then Michael Jackson is likely an 8 year old black boy singing “I’ll Be There”.

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:36:40 +0000

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=96162897443&h=YAI_u&u=8bcv1&ref=nf

I was just shown this video. In honor of Michael Jackson I thought I’d throw it on here. It’s Fillipino prisoners doing the entire dance routine from Thriller. It looks like everyone in the prison was involved. Pretty funny!

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:01:11 +0000

Can’t wait to see which one!

By: travellinbaen

travellinbaen — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:54:47 +0000

I was wondering today about the whole disparagement of the dead taboo. MJ will surely test that. But I figure its worse to disparage the living. Once the disparagee is dead, they are either oblivious, in heaven and thus laughing at our comments while living the good afterlife, or they are in hell/purgatory where they have greater concerns.

Irv, one of you conversation nominations will be featured very soon.

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:40:53 +0000

“Tito hand me a tissue…..” nice! I think on MJ, there is no point where you have to ask, “Too soon?” Guy has been a walking joke for years and he’s probably lucky he made it this far.

Wendy, I run a college textbook store, and I think my assistant is a strange brew of aroused and frightened while talking to the crazy old man.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:14:30 +0000

IR – have you said what kind of place you work in? How does your assistant feel about the attention?

Loved the BF conversation with his newfound BFF TB. Would in be in poor taste to nominate Michael Jackson for a conversation – not sure why I’m worried about poor taste on this site but still……I think TB could do a great one after a proper mourning period. Tito hand me a tissue….seriously it is quite sad indeed.

By: irvineredd

irvineredd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:18:01 +0000

DW, that guy has something nutty to say just about everytime he comes in here. He may or may not have a thing for my assistant.

Of course he’s got nothing on the guy who came in a week or two ago. This guy just said things at random. Like I’ve got 150 tickets to Blue Oyster Cult; Kansas, Charlie Daniels Band, they stole my golden fiddle; Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, I’m Colonel Klink, look at my monocle. He would literally just say these things in this order completely out of the blue.

That was a small sampling. Crazy crackheads and senile old men are fun!

Exclusive Interview series suggestions: Hunter S. Thompson, Churchill, Andrew Jackson, Augustus Caesar, Jerry Garcia, and Keith Richards liver. Also Ricard Pryor and George Carlin.

By: Doctorate Upholder

Doctorate Upholder — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:06:27 +0000

I love Benjamin Franklin with all my heart. Truly.

By: The Daily Wit

The Daily Wit — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:27:53 +0000

irvineredd, the shark think is hilarious. It proves, once again, that fact is funnier than fiction. If I set about to make up stupid shit, sorry TB, stuff that people believe, I wouldn’t have the creativity to think about commie sharks.

By: travellinbaen

travellinbaen — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:50:15 +0000

H–thanks, I debated whether that line would be more insulting to the author or readers and decided if folks hang out here they have a sense of humor so it was safe.

S&M–In my minds eye the interview took place in the metaphysical realm so BF was looking spry, however the high five thusly resulted in only the appearance of contact and was unsatisfyingly silent.

Irv, the nutty old man justifies a whole post. You could start your own “conversation” series.

TDW, I never knew you were bff’s with BF. Go figure. Parenthetically, I did not like the TDW change in appearance or name at first, however I now cannot even recall what the old looked like.

Irv–feel free to suggest an interview selection or any other topic. Since I was not, as I feared I would be, the only one who liked the idea of interviewing through quotations, expect the exclusive interview series to continue.