Comments on: The Greatest Punchlines of All Time http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/ "I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move." --Robert Louis Stevenson Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:01:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: travellinbaen http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3589 Sun, 10 May 2009 00:07:18 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3589 I just thought of another that belongs on the list. It’s the only joke I know of where the punch line is at the beginning.

“Two pickets to tittsburgh”

]]> By: Smiley http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3399 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:00:48 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3399 “Remember, no matter how bad you think you have it. When everything seems to be going wrong and the world is against you. On you worst day ever…..remember, somewhere…..there is a MR.PELOSI.”

]]> By: workinbaen http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3376 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:11:54 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3376 The Saget episode on Entourage is classic as well. That made me like him.

]]> By: irvineredd http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3370 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:01:52 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3370 The Aristocrats movie might be the filthiest hour and a half of my life. A lot of people I know who have seen that have come back saying the same thing about Saget’s part. My old boss used to hate Saget until he saw him doing the aristocrats joke. Sarah Silverman’s version of it is pretty funny as well.

]]> By: travellinbaen http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3367 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:09:09 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3367 My bad, I thought you were referring to the link I left. As for the last sentence of your post, it strikes me funny

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]]> By: The Daily Wit http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3366 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:05:54 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3366 That’s the movie I’m talking about. It gets old in parts b/c the subject matter is the same. But the good parts are great…..especially the last 10 minutes.

]]> By: travellinbaen http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3365 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:01:14 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3365 Yes, the Bob Saget version is twisted in a whole nuther way. DW, I recommend to you the movie made about this joke a few years back. I believe it is named “The Aristocrats” and I think both the Saget and Gottfried versions are featured, along with a who’s who of American comedy. This is a joke told by comedians to comedians, according to the movie/documentary. Easy to see why they wouldn’t do it in public much.

I have to say, at some point in the movie I reached my limit. I had to shut it off with about ten minutes to go as I recall. And that was before I had kids.

]]> By: The Daily Wit http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3364 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:51:11 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3364 For obvious reasons, I concur with No. 1 on your list. But they’re all classics.

Because my sophomoric humor extends to, well, the sophomoric, I will also, for no reason whatsoever, suddenly say, “Nome? He’s my uncle!”

“That’s not my belly button. That’s not my finger.”

TB, I almost wet myself watching The Aristocrats. Oddly, Bob Saget had me laughing as much as anyone. Of course, Gilbert Gottfried is in a league (and world) of his own.

]]> By: smilyj http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3360 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:34:59 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3360 “It ain’t gay if you love ‘em!”

]]> By: BR http://travellinbaen.com/2009/04/22/the-greatest-punchlines-of-all-time/#comment-3347 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:29:11 +0000 http://travellinbaen.wordpress.com/?p=1296#comment-3347 somebody step on a duck.

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